Sunday, February 24, 2008

Fidelito: The Lite-Horse Candidate

We have noticed an unusual number of visitors who have been directed to RCAB through a Google search for "Fidelito." Can there possibly be those who believe that Fidel's eldest son and spitting image, Fidel Castro y Díaz-Balart, will be tapped to succeed him? Well, his "merits" are certainly on a par with Kim Il Jung's, and his mom, Lincoln and Mario's aunt Marta, has been in Cuba for nearly 2 years lobbying for her 60-year old 300 lbs. baby to succeed her ex. It is also said that she enjoys massaging Fidel Sr.'s feet. More importantly, Uncle Raúl, who raised him because Fidel treats his progeny like a male lion, is said to be very fond of him, too.

If you want to know more about Fidelito, here's where to go:

Cuba's Al Gore: Fidel Castro Díaz-Balart

3 comments:

Vana said...

Massaging his feet yuck! I doubt power will be passed to fidelito, but one never knows.

Anonymous said...

Fidelito Castro, Wild-card.

Ms Calabaza said...

Looks just like daddy . . .