"I can't lose in the presidential race because I don't have a candidate." - Henry "Economist" Gómez, "Good Luck With That! (comment)," Babalú, March 18, 2008
The "I Can't Lose Because I Don't Have a [blank]" Formula may be useful when it comes to other chimerical areas of Henry's life besides civic duty. For example:
"It can't rain because I don't have an umbrella."
"I can't be late because I don't know what time it is."
"I can't be wrong because I don't have a clue."
Any or all of these may prove useful when he gets his invite to Barack Obama's inauguration.