Friday, April 18, 2008

New Kultur Commissar Joins CAP

That great exponent of Cuban culture, Val Prieto, has joined Cuban-American Pundits, the internet's new review of Cuban culture. This is interesting on many counts, not least of which because George Moneo, whom Val unceremoniously ousted from Babalú for diversionism, recently took residence at CAP as well.

This keeps getting better.

58 comments:

Alex Hernandez said...

All crap...

Anonymous said...

Pero bien revolvido.

Alex Hernandez said...

Fear not, for this King of All AssHoles that goes by the name of Val J Prieto .... carefully crafted a Cult of the Asshole.

Alex Hernandez said...

Val isn't just a gaping asshole - he's a lying, two-faced, cannot-be-trusted, Lead-by-a-dangerous-cult gaping assholes.

john longfellow aka lou dobbs said...

LOL, its fat rats fleeing a sinking ship. I said it before, and i will say it again. Balulu is collapsing from within.

Anonymous said...

Val Prieto=chivato

Alex Hernandez said...

I'm sure they are doing something retarded,Wow, that's quite a waste of time.Fuck Val and His Stupid Bitch Henry.

Alex Hernandez said...

Val's childhood dream; When i grow up i wanna be a chocolate bar or a pet rock.

Anonymous said...

Wow, so Val has made the decision to vacate his own blog. Talk about self-censorship.

Anonymous said...

Hey Alex, which do you think is worse, Val or Henry, and why?

Emilio Estefan said...

Ah, that's gotta be refreshing.
Val Prieto as Kultur Kommisar!!!!
That's the best news I have gotten like in say, two years!!!!
I will have to call him to do lunch with him.... Maybe he helps me to sell some Gloria's albums at Cuba Nostalgia, I will even pay for his lunch!

Alex Hernandez said...

Personally, I think that Val is one of the (if not THE)worse. It's not cause he is an Asshole, it is because he is a self-absorbing prick! OK wait maybe it is because he is an Asshole.

Henry Gomez is a follower Asshole. He is an overly confident swaggering prick.He is a jerk. Anyone notice how full of himself he is now that he has gotten a little attention?


The higher and faster they climb, the harder they fall. Be careful what you wish for Val and Henrietta.


I am tired of his overexposure and self absorbing attitude. "Like, I am the greatest?!" And get some new schtick, dude. You will phase out quickly.... hardly original.

Anonymous said...

Pero bien revolvido.

Animal es revuelto

Anonymous said...

Alex who is your internet nemesis?

Someone told me is Fantomas

Because I know Fantomas is MAT's nemesis as well?

Alex Hernandez said...

Keep Your Friends Close but Your Enemies Closer... ;)wink,wink...

Anonymous said...

Alex,


I think Henry is the bigger jerk. Henry is much more active, and often attempts to conceal his embarrassing actions. Henry often goes overboard.


Val is horrible too. Val is Henry's owner, who often directs Henry to do his dirty work.

That is why it was surprising that it was Val, and not Henry who "outed" KC.

Alex Hernandez said...

Anonymous:


You know the line: Never hate your enemies, it affects you judgment.

Anonymous said...

how old are you alex?

Anonymous said...

it seems that you hate Val and Henry much. Did they ban you as well from Babalu

I 'm sure if you meet them in person you will change your mind

they are really nice people and down to earth

Internet blogging es una fachada only . They are trying to portrait an image that's all

Alex Hernandez said...

Personally, they'are equally self-absorbing pricks.

Anonymous said...

When was the last time you went to church alex, I see much hate in your words. You must have a louzy life. Probably alone, no kids, no wifey, louzy job, no friends, little money, etc

Anonymous said...

Anonymous:

An image of what? Power-crazed fascists?

Anonymous said...

Personally, they'are equally self-absorbing pricks.

how is that?

have you met them one on one yet

tell us about it

Alex Hernandez said...

Anonymous:or Aka Enrique Rubio

why, all the interest on me?

Alex Hernandez said...

I have a great job and Family thank you for askin, hahahaha..and my life is wonderful. Love myself, muah!

Alex Hernandez said...

Next question: Loser before I leave with my son to the park.

Alex Hernandez said...

C'mon tick tack time is running out..K I see you later Gotta Go...Peace to all my enemies, including you Anonymous

Anonymous said...

alex hernandez= pato=chivato-huele tranca

Vana said...

Guess Val is getting ready to close Babalu, or writing at CAP he may be able to collect double the money for Cuba Nostalgia..lol

All I can say is, watch CAP grind to a halt with Val and Henry there, they drove Babalunia to the ground, now is CAP'S turn.

Rin tin tin said...

Vana how much money will you send for Cua Nostalgia?

it is an important event for the CA community

the world is watching us

we must put a decent show

John Thomas Roche said...

Thistles and thorns Manny. Thistles and thorns.

Your worse NightMare said...

Un americano cubano fue multado por haber llamado 6.442 veces al servicio de emergencia para insultar a las operadoras, informó el jueves la policía.

El hombre de 27 años, que vive en NY, fue ubicado en febrero y fue multado por 223 dólares en abril después de haber sido sometido a exámenes que arrojaron que su estado mental era normal, dijo Daniela Salaoru, portavoz de la policía del condado

La policía identificó al hombre como Alex Hernandez , el diario NY Post dijo que trabajaba como excavador en Ground Zero e informó que había llamado al número 911 de emergencia desde noviembre hasta enero para decirles groserías a las operadoras.

El hombre usaba un teléfono celular prepago, que no permite la identificación inmediata de la persona que llama, dijo la policía.

El diario dijo que el hombre negó que fuese el responsable. Su madre, citada por el periódico, dijo que era un hombre solitario y que lo vio hablando por teléfono con bastante frecuencia, pero no sabía con quién.

Las autoridades dijeron que por lo general el 90% de las llamadas al número de emergencia son para bromear o por casos sin urgencia.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

john roche:

I see you have nothing to say about CAP's latest cultural acquisition. It will be interesting to read Val's inaugural contribution to your internet cultural digest. I have no doubt that he will bring a fresh voice and an uncluttered mind to your cybernetic tertulia.

Vana said...

Rin tin tin:

Why should I donate anything to Cuba Nostalgia, I don't live in Miami, I'm in the West Coast, I'll be participating here we have 2 Cuban Festivals coming up, the first one May 4th in San Dimas, $25.00 to get in, come one come all a good time will be had by all, you can buy all the Cuban stuff you want, but better yet you get to interact with other Cubans and catch up with old friends.

Rin tin Tin said...

You dont have to live in Miami to participate. Guaranteeing a great show for the Cuban Comunity in the capital of the exile comunity is our # 1 priority. You are welcome to come

Donation to Babalu as low as 2.00 the pay pal bottom is on the web site

Anonymous said...

Manuel:
George was not ousted. He quit. Check your \"sources.\"

pitirre said...

El poodle hizo bien en irse. No aguanto la presion. Este negocio de los blogs es de hombres altos y fuertes no de enanos que visten pantalones de 99 centavos de Kmart

Vana said...

Pitirre:

LMAO..

Alex Hernandez said...

Your worse NightMare:

Ok, that made me laugh out loud.It is amazing how ignorant people can be sometimes.Gotta admit though, everyone's getting a good laugh out of it.

What is it about people having to be better than the rest?I mean really.... who cares!

Hey, Enrique Rubia You have entered an invalid Screen Name try again...Hahahaha

We all know how bored you are with your life. Poor you, someone should really come along to entertain you...This guy sure is love drama.

I know that there are some really depressed/lonely people out there,But damn Enrique Rubia is totally whack! Attention Seeker

First of all, how old are you.? 'Quite Frankly,' you don't interest me at all.Enrique is a really smart guy using the translation in english sites.

Alex H your worse nightmare said...

Te gusto papo

your worse nightmare said...

I got more for ya

Alex Hernandez said...

“Can ju repeat?” maybe you can understand broken english...hahahaha

Alex Hernandez said...

Bring it, Faggot i have all night

Alex Hernandez said...

c'mon cheeken,oh I meant chicken enrique, I just want you to comprehend my grammar. hahahahaha

your even worse nightmare said...

all night, come on you have to be at the Village tonite , dont forget the pon pons

your even worse nightmare said...

iam not enrique fool, who is that?

i'm your worse nightmare

Alex Hernandez said...

Sorry, but only the first 1000 players to sign up for the Pon pon team can play.And you are the First Volunteer.

now your even worse nightmare all night said...

I got to go to the grocery store , be back sweet heart, muaaaaaaaaaaaaa

iam not a faggot , I am bugarron just in case

your worse nightmare said...

See ya in a bit lover boy

Alex Hernandez said...

I find it hilarious that you go out of your way to fake your own ass, wow..I feel special hahahahaha.

your worse nightmare said...

your ass is mine lover boy

Alex Hernandez said...

Yea, don't forget to ask your hubby to get you a jar of Vaseline and three thick cucumbers.

Alex Hernandez said...

your worse nightmare said...
your ass is mine lover boy



Trust me, I can't relate.Sorry, but I don't get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

Alex Hernandez said...

what the heck,this dude is VERY corny.(Hence Enrique)Everybody has their own laugh-o-meter ready? For those who think this guy is intelligent; the joke is on you.

Alex Hernandez said...

This little piggy went to the market,and his lover stayed at home, waiting for his macho( literally)and tonite both little pigs are going to grease-up and wee wee wee all over their room.

Alex Hernandez said...

You really are a silly idiot, aren't you.I see dumb people, stupid idiots. They are everywhere.I'm being challenged by the village idiot. The Pet Rock

Alex Hernandez said...

Don't you have other things to do: like Kissing ass, sucking up, brown nosing..We know you do this on a regular basis.

Alex Hernandez said...

And always keep your English Translation site close by.Your english is very bad, how can you improve it "inglés sin Barreras"