Monday, April 7, 2008

Good News: Castro Is Nearer to Death

Our friends at Killcastro have the latest on Fidel's medical condition. Things don't look good for the old bugger (no, that's his brother Raúl). The Shit is finally winning. It would have had a much easier time in any other man, but Fidel's capacity to process shit is legendary. But not anymore.

Read about it at:

http://killkasstro.blogspot.com/

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

How will Val and Henry continue to get paid now?

fantomas said...

lol

no me hagas reir MAt

que me cago en los pantalones

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

fantomas:

Isn't that your normal state like Fidel's?

john longfellow aka lou dobbs said...

Fantomas,


You worried also about where you are going to get your next check?


:)

john longfellow aka lou dobbs said...

Hey Mat, have you noticed that Fantomas has yet to attempt to have a discussion with me?



:)

Fantomas said...

Mat dile a el juan lrgo individuo que yo no hablo con la escoria

diselo Mat

ah y dile que aprenda español

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

fantomas:

A dialogue between you and longfellow is what the entire Cuban-American blogosphere has been waiting years for.

john longfellow aka lou dobbs said...

Fantomas, you came in here all billy bad-ass. And to your horror, you quickly realize that there are "bigger" assholes than you who roam these threads!!

Yes, it was wise to heed the learned advice of the "chivatos" Henry and Val, and not engage me. Yes, very wise indeed to tuck your tail in between your unbathed legs, and scamper into the dark night. For i enjoy being a complete and total uncaring asshole, much more than could ever imagine in your worst nightmare. Luckily for you, out of respect for Mat's blog, i would have disregarded your adolescence timidity, and learned your uncouth ass long ago!! Learnt your ass boy, real good, REEEEAAL GOOD!!

Fantomas said...
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Vana said...

Yes he seems to be nearer to death, but they keep plugging machines into him to keep him alive, if it were not fot that, he'd be dead already, but we still have to deal with Raul...

Anonymous said...

Has someone told Val yet? Oh no, he'll anounce it on friday

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Anonymous:

I, too, feel we are close to a "Fidel Is Dead" announcement from Babalú. They obviously need something to lift their spirits, not to mention revive their sagging stats and attract a few real commenters. Nothing like killing off Castro yet again to add life to them and Babalú.

Last time they perpetrated the hoax in conjunction with PérezHilton (Henry's classmate at Belén2). I wonder if they will go solo this time or recruit the celebrity blogger again?

In any case, last time they tried it, back in August 2007, they got 100,000 visitors in a 24-hour period, substantially more than the 2000-3000 that they average daily when they don't kill off Castro.

So, yes, the countdown has already begun for Babalú's "Fidel Is Dead" Redux.

Anonymous said...

yes, I see it now. Henry and Perez Hilton. Belen must be PROUD.

Anonymous said...

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