Friday, January 18, 2008

Henry Defeats Evolution

Henry Gómez's evolution is over. It lasted less time than the sloth's and leaves him similarly situated — upside down, that is. We first perceived that things were not going right in his metamorphosis when he announced that Mitt Romney was his #2 choice for president after Fred ("Godhead") Thompson. Henry's #2 is Tom Tancredo's #1. But now Henry threatens that if Mike Huckabee is the GOP candidate he will write-in "Newt Gingrich" on the ballot in November. Gingrich is the original xenophobe. Worse than Huckabee, Romney, Thompson or even Tancredo, who are all xenophobes in utero compared to him.

So Newt is Henry's dream candidate? I predicted it last year. Many times.

Henry Gómez Crushed: Newt Gingrich Will Not Run in 2008

6 comments:

nonee moose said...

Will you be lamenting your failure, MAT? After all, you were so instrumental in driving Henry to evolve at all...

PS- Still not Carlos Miller.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

nonee:

I take the credit for being the catalyst. The experiment was aborted by Henry himself. The primal call to atavism was too strong for him to resist.

Agustin Farinas said...

I remember when Manuel predicted last year that Henry's candidate was Newt Gingrich all along.

Manuel, do you know by any chance what will be the the winning number for Florida's lottery for next week?

Vana said...

I too am a witness to your prediction Manuel, what else can we deduct from this? that Henry is also a xenophobe and a racist specially with his own kind, makes one sick.

nonee moose said...

I didn't know atavism needed calling. And you presume too much of his ancestors. Sins of the son, remember?

Carlos Miller said...

Doesn't Henry know that Romney is Mexican-American?