Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Well, One of Them Is Enjoying It Anyway (And Not the One We Would Expect)


The self-described inventor of the internet and real life Captain Planet, still as wooden and expansive as an inflatable totem pole, has endorsed Barack Obama for president when there was nothing else left for him to do but lumberously climb on the wheel-less bandwagon. The future Anti-Energy Czar, whose prescription for the oil crisis (that is, the crisis of consumption), is higher, not lower, oil prices, hailed Obama as the Tom Cruise of the new scientology, which, like the old, is also science fiction masquerading as science and paganism masquerading as religion.

There has been some speculation about Al Gore as a possible vice-presidential candidate. "Been there and done that" would seem the logical response from Gore. Still, he might be tempted for the same reason that Hillary so desperately wants the nod herself. And she's not the only liberal hoping to succeed Obama in his first term. Well, you will never go bankrupt underestimating their ability to underestimate their countrymen. Gore would balance the Democratic ticket -- the liberal child of privilege coupled with the liberal child of underprivilege; ominous experience coupled with ominous inexperience; the crackpot with the the apprentice of crackpots.

34 comments:

Agustin Farinas said...

MAt,
I wonder who is yanking whose what in the picture?

nonee moose said...

They shot the Czar, didn't they?

I'm thinkin'...

Fantomas said...

Mc Cain is behind in every poll at this moment

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

fantomas:

Except in the Electoral College vote count, which is the only "poll" that counts.

serafin el carnicero said...

fantomas: forget the elections... this is what you should be worry about.....

"readers and ours, who tend to be the same people, need not fear that Killcastro and Charlie Bravo have quit the field. They will return shortly to settle accounts"

preparate y cuidate que cuando regresen ..... si you fuera tu buscaba una cueva.....

Fantomas said...

Estoy esperando que me compren el pasaje a NY , dicen que me van a llevar cerca por donde mataron a Hoffa

que se tendran en sus manos las dos urracas chivatas

desde Cuba said...

En la tarde del lunes dieciseis de junio del 2008 se concretó la citación a Gorki, una payasada más de la "comisión de prevención" encabezada por esbirros de la policía y por el sujeto que funge como delegado del Poder Popular en el área donde vive Gorki, el cual responde al nombre totalmente inapropiado de Jesus.

Gorki fue preparado con un párrafo escrito de antemano para no tener que intercambiar palabras con los sicarios del gobierno, que lo acusan nuevamente de ser un personaje muy negativo para la comunidad. Uno de ellos incluso se atrevió a darle el ya clásico discurso de los trasnochados comunistas refiriendose a que tenía que estar agradecido a la revolución por todo lo que le ha dado socialmente.

Todos estaban muy molestos con la postura de Gorki, especialmente el cabecilla de la reunión, el delegado Jesus, que decidió levantarle un expediente de peligrosidad a Gorki con la complicidad del jefe del sector policial, lo cual pone ahora a Gorki en un status de delincuente haciendole correr el riesgo de ser detenido en cualquier momento sin necesidad de juicio o acusaciones formales.

Es necesario denunciar estos atropellos ya que es la única forma que tiene Gorki de a defenderse a sí mismo y a los miembros de la banda frente a la prepotencia y el abuso de los sicarios comunistas.

Esta es la declaracion leída por Gorki frente a los esbirros:

"Para mi queda claro mas que nada que por intolerancia al grupo musical del cual soy miembro y que por mi marcada posición opuesta al sistema político imperante en este país soy citado ante esta comisión con la recurrente acusación de alterar la tranquilidad pública. A la vecina que me ha incriminado de dicha infracción le recuerdo que casi todos aquí hacemos algo en cualquier ocasión de nuestra vida que sin querer molesta a los que nos rodean y que reaccionar de manera irreflexiva sin la mediación de un consenso no creo que nos aporte como seres humanos, a los demás vecinos
les pido disculpa si los he molestado y les agradezco su comprensión. A los que están a favor o en contra de mi agrupación musical les digo que estén seguros que nuestras canciones van a continuar."

Gorki Luis Aguila Carrasco

Agustin Farinas said...

MAT,
I thought I read somewhere in the comments posted a few days ago, that the Rubber Head was leaving this Blog never to return. Now I see him posting here again. Esquizofrenia anyone? IS he Bipolar? How many different characters live inside Rubber Head's brain? I guess he cannot get over his addiction to the RCAB.

serafin el carnicero said...

Agustin: a usted tambien le encanta la jodedera.... prefiere comentar acerca de fantomas enves de comentar algo de lo que sucede en Cuba con Gorki....

serafin el carnicero said...

and Mat: you worked on the previous post for hours and hours... being very tactful... on one hand you had to comment on fantomas' bad conduct.. since you know it offended many of your readers.. but, on the other hand you had to take it easy with the F-man ... he brings lots of people to your blog-- lots of revenew for your corporation. So, with tremendous skill, you fabricated a cuento... and at the end the babalusianos were found guilty....

Alex Hernandez said...

Candela, Carajo...I see someone is sucking up.

Ms Calabaza said...

I can't figure out why this endorsement by Al Gore now? Why not when it could have made a difference between Hillary and him? You think there's more to this story than we see?

Anonymous said...

ni las moscas

Vana said...

Gore and Obama look very chummy with each other, mmm am sure he wants the VP.

Vana said...

Desde Cuba:

Gracias por este reportaje acerca de Gorki, el pobre esta entre la espada y la pared, lo que quieren es que se valla del pais por eso lo acosan, que Dios lo ampare.

Vana said...

Agustin:

When have you known fantomas to be a man of his word? let alone be a man, he will forever torment us, I disliked him before, now is more than that, I can't stand him, is not right what he did to KC and Charlie, just because they don't want him in their blog, I don't blame them, all that comes out of fanto's mouth is SHIT.

Fantomas said...

is not right what he did to KC and Charlie,

Vana xplain what did I do to cb and kc please you got me confused, what Did I do if you know so much

Expect your answer at once without any delays

Go Celtics

Humberto said...

I will interviewYoani and Gorki on my trip.

thanks for your support Vana

Fantomas is a dead man

Anonymous said...

fantomas,

acuerdate que payback is a bitch

Vana said...

You know damn well what you did is all out there on Manuel's post, you are nothing but a scumbag fanto, this is the last time I speak to you, you are not worth it.

Fulano de Cal said...

Unfortunately, Obama's VP choice is almost insignificant. The VP will do nothing to moderate Obama's damage to freedom in the US. I hear "armas para que?" coming.

Oh, and after hearing Jay Martinez and Fantomas on Obama, I am suddenly glad Puerto Ricans can't vote in the general election.

Angel Garzón said...

"...Oh, and after hearing Jay Martinez and Fantomas on Obama, I am suddenly glad Puerto Ricans can't vote in the general election."

Ditto !!!

Boricua por Obama , NY chapter said...

Do not be so sure. There are more than 2 million of us in the US. All it takes is a plane ticket to FL or NY to go out and vote

Anonymous said...

The candidate who offers the most food stamps will always get the Puerto Rican vote.

desde Cuba said...

Visite Porno Para Ricardo tenemos noticias de ultima hora y muy pronto un material de audio historico....

Boricuaso said...

60% of Puerto Ricans are on Welfare

boricua for obama, san juan chapter said...

Fantomas esta en el welfare, se la pasa en Cafe Bohemio, y trabaja por la izquierda en la radio. Pero tiene miedo de pasar por la Perla!

Anonymous said...

100% of all Cubans on the island are on welfare.

Anonymous said...

Para un cubano como fantomas no se dice que recibe welfare pero que recibe el "refugio."

Vana said...

No welfare, el marido Wilfredo..lol

Anonymous said...

La Plegaria Borincana:

"¿Independencia o los sellitos?"


En ingles:

"To be or not to be?"

Humberto said...

It is hot in here

Anonymous said...

Manuel did you see Fidel's new video?

Anonymous said...

Brim over I assent to but I think the post should prepare more info then it has.