Sunday, July 15, 2007

Madhouse for the Stupid and Obnoxious


Who Shall Be Inducted First?
As if I need to ask.


Latest Intelligence: Ambassador Fantomas has fled across the border to Babalunia just ahead of the guys with the nets.


Later Intelligence: Fantomas is arrested at border under a charge of Treason for having continually asserted his independence from Val without Val's permission.

Still Later Intelligence: Fantomas is made a trustee in prison. At the first opportunity, he breaks the trust and runs away. Fantomas is at large.

Much Later Intelligence: The fugitive Fantomas re-enters RCAB territory as an illegal migrant.


Last Intelligence: Fantomas hides out in an empty building that turns out to be the RCAB Madhouse. Discovered, he is given asylum there as an inmate.

Fantomas is in The Madhouse.

RULES OF THE MADHOUSE

1). An inmate of The Madhouse may only comment in The Madhouse.

2). If an inmate attempts to comment anywhere else, his comments will be transferred to The Madhouse.

3). An inmate may petition for his release at any time subject to the approval of Vana and Agustin, Administrators of The Madhouse, who alone shall determine whether he has been restored to sanity and civility.


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Anonymous said...

"We have set records these last three days at RCAB, as everybody who googles "oscar corral" is led here, including, as I have noted, The Times, The Chicago Tribune and the Miami Police." — Tellechea


what will these reputable organizations say when they see that you have a Madhouse in place , a kool aid kids gang and a Nambla cloud over your head...

Should you be taken seriously when your main objective is denigrar el trabajo de otros cuban bloggers..

Responde carajo

i have copy this message if you delete it I will publish it on my blog, AND OTHER BLOGS TOO

8/09/2007 10:09 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas said...

manuel se te acaba el tiempo que te di

sorry bro

Espero que hayas entendido la urgencia con lo que te pedi

no podemos permitir que ALEX FORMERLY YANOMAS NO ME DESPORELCULO Y SU PUTA MUJER PERUANA SOLE TRAIGA DESGRACIA A ESTE BLOG CON PALABRAS SOECES

POR ORDEN AQUI MANUEL PORQUE ENTONCES ME PONGO BIZCO Y EMPIEZO A CAGARME EN LA MADRE DE TODOS AQUI
8/18/2007 10:14 PM


Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAH ENRIQUETTA YOU'RE GETTIN MAD BECAUSE I'M AIRING YOUR DIRTY SECRET MARICONSON.NOT ALEX, ENRIQUETTA RUBIA...OYE, MARICONSON WHEN ARE YOU DRESSIN LIKE A TRANNY. I HEARD YOU DO.
8/18/2007 10:18 PM


Anonymous said...

I HEARD WHEN YOU CAME TO MIAMI. YOU WENT TO A GAY HANGOUT IN SOUTH BEACH. LOOKING FOR YOUNG BOYS
8/18/2007 10:20 PM


Anonymous said...

A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME THEY CALL YOU PINGA LOCA. WOW, ENRIQUETTA WE ALL KNEW YOU ARE LOCA.. THREATIN MANUEL FOR YOUR LOUSY RADIO SHOW IS NOT COOL. MARICONSON
8/18/2007 10:23 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA MANUEL ARE YOU GIVIN ME TO FANTOMAS WOW, RARE MOMENT..DON'T BE SCARE MANUEL IS A FREE COUNTRY.
8/18/2007 10:36 PM


Fantomas said...

manuel you continue to post indecent material against my personna...no me queda mas remedio que cancelarte o posponerte en el radio show para otra ocasion

tal parece que no eres un man de palabra ..debistes haber eliminado los worthless comments pero lo continuas dejando o transfierindo para otros lugares..

eso no es aceptable para fanto..estas suspendido unless corrigas esto y solo tienes hasta media noche

sorry It could have been a great show

me gustaria que otros lectores opinen que debieron haber echo ellos en este caso

te has puesto a pensar que este anonimo pueda ser un enemigo tuyo o mio y que quiera que no se de el show?

actua rapido check ip address or else..the ball is in your court

nuff said
8/18/2007 10:39 PM


Anonymous said...

BY THE WAY MANUEL WE KNOW ENRIQUE RUBIO VERY WELL..NOT YOU. YOU CANNOT TRUST ENRIQUE. HE EVEN BACK STAB HIS OWN RADIO SIDEKICK JAY FROM EL MAGAZINE CUBANO. HE MENTION JAY'S PERSONAL BUSINESS WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND Claudia Márquez BAD BAD FRIEND ENRIQUE i SHOULD SEND JAY A EMAIL, MAYBE I'LL.
8/18/2007 10:42 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Anonymous said...

HINT:

MANUEL EVERYTHIN IS 100% TRUE THAT'S WHY ENRIQUETTA IS STRESSIN YOU TO REMOVE EVERYTHING.. YOU'RE A SMART MAN, MANUEL. IS OBVIOUS THAT ENRIQUETTA IS WORRY ABOUT HIS IMAGE.
8/18/2007 10:46 PM


Fantomas said...

COÑO PARECE QUE LA SEGURIDAD DEL ESTADO SE METIO EN ESTE BLOG

SE ESTA PONIENDO FEO ESTO MANNY

TE RECOMIENDO ALGO MEJOR PONNMODERACION EN ESTE BLOG

O TE EMPIEZO A HABLAR DE NAMBLA Y TE DESTRUYO EL BLOG COMO A CORRAL

YA FUIESTES ADVERTIDO NUTTY HAS ALGO RAPIDO PORQUE SINO TENGO QUE EMPEZAR A DAR FUETE CON LA CABILLA

NOBODY CAN AGAINST FANTO

NOFUCKING BODY
8/18/2007 10:47 PM


Fantomas said...

"IMAGE IS EVERYTHING"

"REPUTATION IS EVERYTHING"

"NO CUQUEN A FANTOMAS QUE ME PONGO BIZCO"

"CUBA TOTALLY FREE OR NOTHING, NO RAUL HANDOUTS"( MIGAJAS)

fANTOMAS AUGUST 18, 2007
8/18/2007 10:50 PM


Anonymous said...

ARE WE LITTLE SCARE ENRIQUETTA,SHALL WE TELL EVERYBODY THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT ENRIQUETTA RUBIA TRUE IDENTITY? OR SHALL WE WAIT..WE ALL THE AMMO..AND NO MANUEL IS NOT FACTION IS FACTS.
8/18/2007 10:52 PM


Anonymous said...

MEANT TO SAY WE GOT ALL THE AMMO AGAINST ENRIQUETTA RUBIA
8/18/2007 10:54 PM


Anonymous said...

YES "WE" PLURAL ENRIQUETTA.
8/18/2007 10:58 PM


Anonymous said...

You have one left LOQUITA. BECAREFUL ENRIQUETTA.
8/18/2007 11:08 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Anonymous said...

MANUEL I THOUGH YOUR BLOG WAS CENSOR FREE.. FREE TO EXPRESS THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WANNABE CUBAN FREEDOM FIGHTER ENRIQUETTA. I'M SHOCK..LOL
8/18/2007 11:12 PM


Fantomas said...

FUCK YOU MANUEL.... YOU ALLOWED THIS ONTO YOURSELF

GIVE ME ANOTHER DEMERIT

WHO GIVES A FUCK

I CAN SEE YOU HAVE NO HONOR FOR ALLOWING PEOPLE TO UPSET ME

AS AN ADMINISTRATOR I TELL YOU YOU ARE TREMENDA MIERDA COMPADRE

de que parte de la habana eres tu?

del solar del fanguito

go figure they talk like that
8/18/2007 11:13 PM


Fantomas said...

anonimous you got no ammo against me watsoever

te lo juro you got nothing on me...

i challenge you right here , right now

dale tirame algo , se que no tienes nada
8/18/2007 11:15 PM


Fantomas said...

i am taking your picture off my blog ...of course i can always reconsider to place it again if you obey mu request of protecting my reputation in your blog...failure to protect my reputation in your blog will sink you to the bottom of my ocean
8/18/2007 11:20 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Anonymous said...

wow! manuel I though you knew. enrique is long fellow. you're witnessing a confession by a faker who lies and change screen names constantly.enriquetta is a faker. plus i have all the ammo, my friends trust me. You're witnessing a wounded bird tryin to hide his wounds.
8/19/2007 12:12 AM


Anonymous said...

once again,manuel keep your eyes open for this anal lover.
8/19/2007 12:17 AM


Anonymous said...

I'M GOING TO EXPOSE THIS BACK STABBER FOR THE COWARD THAT HE REPRESENTS. I'M WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT MOVE, MARICA I LOVE PLAYIN CHESS IS A THINKIN GAME. OH, WELL ENRIQUETTA TRY NOT TO STRESS YOUR ONE CELL.
8/19/2007 12:21 AM

Fantomas said...
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Fantomas said...
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Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas said...


manuel dejate de cosas y no te cantes de santo ahora que a ti te gusta recabuchear a las mujeres por los hoyos de los baños en tu edificio

eso yo lo vi en un video de you tube

8/30/2007 4:07 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

fantomas said...

What poll? fanto you are an idiot

Vana this is the second time that you se dirige hacia mi persona con offensive remarks...

le suguiero que desista

When was the last time usted singo con su esposo?

usted esta falto de some loving

lol

9/05/2007 7:31 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

fantomas said...

Vana ya singastes ?

9/05/2007 11:07 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

fantomas said...

Manolo dejate de cuento que tu eres el africano

Ya mismo te reportan a Nambla

9/11/07

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Alex said...

White Dade:

Manuel is a hater, he hates everyone even his loca mom.

9/12/2007 3:00 PM


Alex said...

La Pinga Loca manuel

9/12/2007 3:06 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Alex said...

Vana:
Your husband feels rejected because you spend to much time with manuel...he still waiting for that BJ you promise back in 1965.
9/12/2007 2:44 PM


Alex said...
I love blogging...Love it
9/12/2007 2:47 PM


Alex said...
The Adventures of Rin Tin Tin, I meant The Adventures of Vana. C'mon Vana or manuel just pick a personality manuel...we all know you're the same person
9/12/2007 2:49 PM


Alex said...
Val Prieto is the greatest blogger ever, I really like that guy. He got Balls, something you lack, manuel.
9/12/2007 2:51 PM


Alex said...
Well, in your case manuel they're more like prunes. I think you wear a ball bar. watch your step, manuel ouch, ouch don't step on your balls...here, the new ball bar for old pyscho man like you.
9/12/2007 2:56 PM


Alex said...
please, vana go find a cock and be happy, you know you haven't seeing one since you left cuba
9/12/2007 3:03 PM


Alex said...
You need to grow-up grandpa and your other side kick lassie. I know is you but yea, grow-up old man stop hating on everyone else. get lay
9/12/2007 3:05 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Alex said...
yeahhhhh, the madhouse I'm so happy. hahahaha vana or manuel which ever respond..You need this little pink pills..hahahah and vana you need to build a dog house for yourself, lassie.
9/12/2007 5:13 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Alex said...
Hahahaha can you keep up, manuel...copy and paste to the madhouse, Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa!
9/12/2007 2:32 PM


Alex said...
C'mon grandpa keep up...move those old fingers...I told you not to mess with me.
9/12/2007 2:33 PM


Alex said...
I be your worst nightmare, gringo
9/12/2007 2:34 PM


Alex said...
Cuban hater asshole. pick a hobby, dude...take your dog for a walk, oops i mean wife for a walk. hahahahah
9/12/2007 2:35 PM


Alex said...
c'mon Asshole your blog is gettin a lot of comments know, fruitcake
9/12/2007 2:37 PM


Alex said...
where is your side-kick lassie, oh meant Vana...C'mon doggy vana here is a long thick cuban bone for you.
9/12/2007 2:39 PM


Alex said...
Brb, small break...I shall return..hahahaha General Alex. que pendejo tu eres Manuel.
9/12/2007 2:41 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Alex said...
Try actually grow some balls or go get laid... You haven't got laid since 1968, bro I think is time... When you finally ejaculate is going to be like Carnation Powdered Milk... hahahahaha
9/18/2007 12:19 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

fantomas said...

Comments are way down in this blog lately

Time to close RCAB.... Buckle up

Saddle the horse

9/28/2007 10:20 AM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Gabriel García Márquez's Confidential Report Describing How He Carried and Delivered "A Message to Clinton" from Fidel Castro (May 6, 1998).


"At the end of March, when I had confirmed to Princeton University my literary workshop for April 2, I contacted Bill Richardson on the phone to ask him to arrange a private visit with President Clinton to discuss the Colombia situation. Richardson asked me to call him a week before my trip for the answer. A few days later I went to Havana, to get some data for a press report I’d write on the Pope’s visit, when talking with Fidel I mentioned the possibility of a meeting with President Clinton.

It was there that Fidel came up with the idea of sending a confidential message on a sinister terrorist plan, which Cuba had just discovered, that could affect not only both countries but many others as well. He decided himself that it should not be a personal letter to avoid putting Clinton in the predicament of giving an answer; he preferred a written summary of our conversation on the plot and on other subjects of mutual interest. In addition to the text, he suggested two unwritten questions that I could raise with Clinton if the circumstances were propitious.

That night I became aware that my trip to Washington had taken an unforeseen and significant turn, and that I could no longer see it as a simple personal visit. Thus, I not only confirmed to Richardson the date of my arrival but I also announced him, on the phone, that I was carrying an urgent message for President Clinton.

Out of respect for the agreed secrecy I didn’t mention on the phone who was sending it —although he must have guessed it — nor did I let it transpire that a delayed delivery could be the cause of major catastrophes and the death of innocent people. His answer did not reach me during my week in Princeton, and that made me think that the White House was also considering the fact that the motive for my first request had changed. I even thought that the interview would not be granted.

As soon as I arrived in Washington on Friday May 1, a Richardson staff told me on the phone that the President could not receive me because he would be in California until Wednesday 6, and I had plans to travel to Mexico one day before that date, but they were suggesting that I meet with the President’s director of the National Security Council, Sam Berger, who could receive my message on behalf of the President.

My malignant suspicion was that they were interposing conditions so that the message would get to the special services and not to the President himself. Berger had been present during my meeting with Clinton in the White House Oval Office, on September 1997, and his few words on the Cuba situation did not run contrary to those of the President, although I can’t say he shared all his views without reservations. Therefore, I did not feel I was authorized to accept of my own volition the alternative of being received by Berger and not by the President, most of all because it was a very sensitive message, and it was not mine. My personal opinion was that it could only be delivered to Clinton personally.

The only thing I thought of at the moment was to inform Richardson’s office that if the change of interlocutor was only due to the President’s absence, I could stay longer in Washington and wait for his return. The reply was that they would let him know. Some time later I found in the hotel a telephone note from ambassador James Dobbins, director of Interamerican affairs at the NSC, but I chose not to acknowledge receipt while my proposal to wait for the president’s return was being processed.

I was not in a hurry. I had written more than 20 useful pages of my memoirs in the idyllic Princeton premises, and the pace had not diminished in my impersonal room at the Washington hotel where I spent up to 10 hours a day writing. However, even if I refused to admit it, the true reason for my confinement was the custody of the message lying in the safety box.

At the Mexican airport I had lost a coat as I watched for my personal computer, the suitcase where I carried my drafts and diskettes of the book I was working on and the message’s original without copies. Just the idea that I could loose it sent shivers down my spine, not so much for the loss itself as for the fact that it would have been easy to identify its source and destination.

Thus, I devoted myself to its custody while I continued to write, to eat my meals and to receive my visits in the hotel room whose safety box I was far from trusting, as it had no combination lock but a key that seemed to have been bought at a convenient store around the corner. I always carried it in my pocket, and after every inevitable occasion in which I left my room, I checked that the paper was still in its place and in the sealed envelope. I had read it so many times that I had practically learned it by heart, just to feel reassured in case I had to explain any of the issues at delivery time.

I always took it for granted that my telephone conversations in those days --as well as those of my interlocutors-- were tapped. However, I relaxed, as I was conscious of being a part of an irreproachable mission, one that was good for both Cuba and the United States. My other serious problem was that I could not discuss my doubts with anyone without violating secrecy.

The Cuban diplomatic representative in Washington, Fernando Remirez, offered to be fully at my service to keep the channel with Havana opened, but confidential communications are so slow and hazardous from Washington --especially in such a sensitive case-- that ours could only be solved with a special envoy. The response was a gentle request to wait in Washington for as long as necessary to fulfill my mission, just as I had resolved; at the same time I was humbly asked to be most careful to avoid offending Sam Berger for not accepting him as an interlocutor. The funny end of the message left no doubt about the author, even without a signature: "We wish you can write a lot".

As chance would have it, former president Cesar Gaviria had fortunately arranged a private dinner for Monday night with Thomas ‘Mack’ McLarty who had just resigned from his position as President Clinton’s advisor for Latin America, although he still was his oldest and closest friend. We had met the previous year, and Gaviria’s family had since then planned the dinner with a double purpose: to discuss with McLarty the cryptic Colombian situation and to please his wife’s wishes to clarify with me some points about my books.

The occasion seemed providential. Gaviria is a great friend and a smart councilor, a resourceful person as well informed on the situation of Latin America as anyone can be, and an alert and understanding observer of the Cuban reality. I arrived at his place an hour before the agreed time, and having no time for consultations I took the liberty of disclosing to him the essence of my mission so that he could give me some ideas.

Gaviria gave me the right dimension of the problem and brought some order into the puzzle. He showed me that the precautions taken by Clinton’s advisors were only normal, given the political and security risks involved for a US President in personally receiving such sensitive information through an irregular channel. He didn’t have to explain it for I immediately remembered a case in point: in our dinner at Martha’s Vineyard, during the massive exodus of 1994, President Clinton authorized me to raise this and other hot Cuba issues, but he first warned me that he could not say a word. I will never forget how intensely he listened to me, and the great efforts he had to make not to reply to some highly charged subjects.

Gaviria also alerted me to the fact that Berger is a proficient and serious official one should be very mindful of when relating to the president. He also showed me that the mere fact of assigning him to meet with me was a very special high-level deference, since private requests like mine would usually go for years to peripheral offices of the White House, or be transferred to junior officers in the CIA or the State Department.

Anyway, Gaviria seemed pretty sure that the text handed to Berger would make it to the President’s hands, and that was essential. Finally, just as I had dreamed, he announced me that at the end of the dinner he would leave me alone with McLarty so that he would open a direct line for me to the President.

The evening was pleasurable and fruitful; it was just the Gaviria family and us. McLarty, like Clinton, is a man from the South and both are friendly and easygoing like the Caribbean people. At dinner ice was broken early, foremost about the United States policy towards Latin America, particularly concerning narcotics trafficking and the peace processes. Mark was so well informed that he knew even the smallest details of my interview with President Clinton last September, when we discussed in depth the shooting down of the planes in Cuba and where the idea was raised that the Pope could act as a United States mediator during his trip to Cuba.

McLarty’s general position on relations with Colombia –for which he seems willing to work-- is that US policies are in need of radical changes. He said that the government was willing to make contact with any president elected in order to really work toward peace. But neither him nor the other officials I spoke with later have any clear thought about what those changes might be. The dialogue was so candid and fluent that when Gaviria and his family left us alone in the dinning room, McLarty and I were like two old friends.

Unhesitatingly, I disclosed the content of the message for his President and he did not conceal his apprehension over the terrorist plan, even if unaware of the atrocious details. He had not been informed of my request to see the President but he promised to speak to him as soon as he came back from California. Encouraged by the easiness of the dialogue I dared to suggest that he accompanied me to the interview with the President, and I wished there would be no other officials, so that we could talk without reservations. The only question he asked me about that --and I never knew why-- was if Richardson was aware of the content of the message, and I said no. Then he ended the conversation with the promise that he would speak to the president.

Early on Tuesday morning I reported to Havana through the usual channel about the main topics discussed over dinner, and I took the liberty of asking a timely question: if at the end the President decided not to receive me, and if he gave the task to either McLarty or to Berger, which of the two shall I deliver the message to? The response seemed to be in favor of McLarty, but always careful not to offend Berger.

That day I had lunch at the Provence restaurant with Mrs McLarty, since our conversation on literature had not been possible during dinner at Gaviria’s. However, the questions she had noted were soon responded and all that was left was her curiosity about Cuba. I clarified all I could and I think she felt more relaxed. When the time came for dessert, she phoned her husband from the table and he told me that he had not seen the President yet but he was hopeful of giving me some news during the day.

In fact, hardly two hours had passed when one of his assistants informed me through Cesar Gaviria’s office that the meeting would be held the following day, at the White House, with McLarty and three senior officials from the National Security Council. I thought that if Sam Berger had been one of them they would have mentioned his name, and now I had the opposite concern, that is, I was alarmed that he would not be present. To what extent could this be due to my carelessness in a tapped phone call? But now that didn’t matter much since McLarty had made the arrangement with the president who should be already aware of the message. Thus, I made the immediate and not consulted decision of not waiting any longer: I would go to the meeting to deliver my message to Mack McLarty. I felt so reassured that I reserved a seat for a direct flight to Mexico at five thirty the following afternoon. I was working on that when I received from Havana the answer to my latest consultation with the most engaging consent that I have ever been given in my life: "We trust your talents".

The rendezvous was for Wednesday May 6, at 11:15, in the McLarty offices at the White House. I was received by the three announced officials of the National Security Council: Richard Clarke, leading director of multilateral affairs and presidential advisor on all subjects of international policy, especially for the fight on terrorism and narcotics; James Dobbins, senior director at the NSC for Interamerican affairs with the position of ambassador and presidential advisor on Latin America and the Caribbean; and, Jeff Delaurentis, director of Interamerican affairs at the NSC and special advisor on Cuba. There was no chance, at any time, to ask why Berger was not there. The three officials were gentle and highly professional.

I was not carrying personal notes but I knew the message in every detail, and in my organizer I had taken note of the only thing I was afraid to forget: the two off- text questions. Mack was about to finish a meeting in another room. While we waited, Dobbins gave me a rather pessimistic overview of the Colombia situation. His information was the same as McLarty’s on Monday’s dinner but he sounded more familiar with it. I had told Clinton the previous year that the US anti-drug policy worked as a nefarious magnifier of Colombia’s historical violence. That’s why it caught my attention that this NSC group — without referring to my specific phrase — apparently agreed about changes. They were very careful not to give their views on the government or the current candidates, but they left no doubt that they found the situation catastrophic and the future uncertain. I was not happy about the purpose to amend the situation since various Washington observers of our politics had distressingly commented: "They are more dangerous now that they really want to help — one of them said to me — because they want to stick their nose in everything".

McLarty entered, dressed in a neat suit and with his good manners, but with the haste of someone who has interrupted something of capital importance to take care of us. Nevertheless, he brought to the meeting a useful measured disposition and a dose of good humor. From the night of the dinner I had liked that he always talked looking straight in the eyes. It was the same during this meeting. After a warm embrace he sat in front of me with his hands on his knees and started speaking with a common phrase so properly said that it rang of truth: "We are at your disposal".

I wanted to clearly establish from the beginning that I would be speaking in my own capacity as a writer, without any other merit or mandate, on such an abrasive and engaging case as Cuba’s. So, I started by making a precision that did not seem superfluous to me for the hidden recorders: "This is not an official visit".

They all nodded in agreement and their unexpected solemnity I found amazing. Then, in a simple way and a rather colloquial narrative, I related to them when, how and why I had had the conversation with Fidel that gave rise to the informal notes that I should deliver to president Clinton. I handed them to Mack McLarty in the closed envelope and I asked him to please read them so that I could comment on them. It was the English translation of seven topics written in six pages, double spacing: a terrorist plot; relative complacency over the measures announced on March 20 to resume flights from the United States to Cuba; Richardson’s trip to Havana on January 1998; Cuba’s arguments on refusing humanitarian aid; recognition for the Pentagon’s favorable report on Cuba’s military situation; — it was a report that said that Cuba posed no danger to the security of the United States — approval of the solution of the Iraqi crisis; and appreciation over the comments made by Clinton in the presence of Mandela and Koffi Anan with regards to Cuba.

As you’ll see, he lists the other points.

McLarty did not read them aloud as I had expected and he would undoubtedly have done if he had known the context beforehand. He read it to himself, apparently with the fast reading method that president Kennedy had made fashionable, but his changing emotions showed on his face as light in the water. I had read it myself so many times that I could practically know which of his expressions corresponded to the different points in the document.

The first point, about the terrorist plot, made him grumble and he said: "It’s terrible". Later he suppressed a mischievous smile and without interrupting his reading he said: "We have common enemies". I think he said it referring to the fourth point, where a description is made of a group of senators plotting to boycott the passage of the Torres-Rangel’s and Dodd’s bills and appreciation is expressed about Clinton’s efforts to save them.

At the end of his reading, he handed the paper to Dobbins and he to Clarke who read it while Mack extolled Mortimer Zuckerman, editor and publisher of the US News & World Report magazine, who had traveled to Havana last February. He made the comment in relation to something he had just read on point six of the document, but he did not answer the implicit question on whether Zuckerman had informed Clinton of the two twelve-hour conversations he had had with Fidel Castro.

The point that took practically all of the useful time after the reading was that of the terrorist plan, which made an impression on everyone. I told them that I had to overcome my terror over a bomb explosion as I was flying to Mexico after having learned of it in Havana. I then felt that the time had come to pose my first personal question suggested by Fidel: Wouldn’t it be possible for the FBI to contact their Cuban counterpart for a joint struggle on terrorism? Before they could react I added a line of my own making: "I’m sure that you’d find a prompt and positive reaction on the part of the Cuban authorities".

I was amazed at the quick and strong reaction of the four. Clarke, who seemed to be closer to the subject, said it was a very good idea but he warned me that the FBI did not take up any case that showed up in the papers while the investigation was underway. Would the Cubans be willing to keep the case secret? As I was anxious to place my second question I gave them the type of answer that could bring a respite under the circumstances: "There is nothing that the Cubans like better than keeping secrets".

Lacking an adequate motive for my second question, I decided to put it as an assertion: cooperation in matters of security could open the way to a propitious climate leading to the resumption of Americans travels to Cuba. My shrewdness backfired, for Dobbins misunderstood me and said that that would be solved when the March 20 measures were implemented.

After the misunderstanding was clarified, I spoke of the pressure I feel from many Americans, from all walks of life, who come to me for help in making contacts for business or leisure in Cuba. In this context I mentioned Donald Newhouse, editor of various journals and chairman of the Associated Press, who treated me to a lavish dinner at his countryside mansion in New Jersey at the end of my literary workshop in Princeton University. His current dream is traveling to Cuba to discuss with Fidel personally the establishment of a permanent AP bureau in Havana, similar to CNN’s.

I can’t be sure but it seems to me that in the lively White House conversation it was clear that they did not have, or do not know, or didn’t want to reveal any immediate intention to resume Americans travels to Cuba. However, I should emphasize that at no time there was any mention of democratic reforms, free elections or human rights, nor any of the political clichés with which Americans pretend to condition any project of cooperation with Cuba. On the contrary, my clearest impression of this trip is the certainty that reconciliation is beginning to grow as something irreversible in the collective consciousness.

Clarke called us back to order when the conversation began to drift and indicated — perhaps as a message — that they would take immediate steps for a joint US-Cuba plan on terrorism. At the end of a long notation in his notepad, Dobbins concluded that they would communicate with their embassy in Cuba to implement the project. I made an ironic comment on the rank he was giving the Interests Section in Havana to which Dobbins responded in good humor: "What we have there is not an embassy but it is much bigger than an embassy". They all laughed with mischievous complicity. No other points were discussed, as it did not seem appropriate, but I assumed they would analyze them later among themselves.

The whole meeting, including Mack’s delay, lasted fifty minutes. Mack concluded it with a ritual phrase: "I know that you have a very tight agenda before you get back to Mexico and we have also many things ahead". He immediately followed with a short and concise paragraph, which sounded like a formal response to our effort. It would be reckless to try to give an exact quotation but the spirit and the tone of his words expressed his appreciation for the great importance of the message, worthy of the full attention of his government, of which they would urgently take care. Then, in the way of a happy ending, and looking straight into my eyes, he crowned me with a personal laurel: "Your mission was in fact of utmost importance, and you have discharged it very well". Neither my excessive honor nor my absence of modesty has allowed me to abandon that phrase to the ephemeral glory and the microphones hidden in flower vases.

I left the White House with the firm impression that the effort and the uncertainties of the previous days had been worthy. The annoyance for not having delivered the message personally to the President had been compensated by a more informal and operative conclave whose good results would be forthcoming. Likewise, knowing Clinton and Mack’s affinities and the nature of their friendship dating back to grammar school, I was sure that sooner or later the document would end up in his hands in the familiar ambiance of an after-dinner.

At the end of the meeting, the Presidency of the Republic came across with a gallant gesture when outside the office an usher brought me an envelope with the pictures taken six months before during my previous visit to the Oval Office. So, on my way back to the hotel my only frustration was that until then I had not been able to discover or enjoy the miracle of the blooming cherry trees in that wonderful springtime.

I barely had time to pack and catch the five o’clock plane. The one that had taken me to Mexico fourteen days before had to return to base with a damaged turbine, and we waited four hours at the airport until another plane was available. The aircraft I took back to Mexico, after the meeting in the White House, was delayed in Washington for one and a half hour while the radar was repaired with the passengers on board.

Before landing in Mexico, five hours later, we had to over fly the city for almost two hours because one runway was out of service. Nothing like that had happened to me since I took a flight for the first time fifty two years before. But it couldn’t be any different for a peaceful adventure that will occupy a place of privilege in my memoirs."


May 13, 1998.

Anonymous said...

Valentin "Val" Prieto es un Maricon...Is very easy to find him...Kendall

3/28/2008 1:31 AM

Anonymous said...

El Pinguero de Longfellow said...
HABLANDO de sexo y de homosexules
ISABEL F. LANTIGUA

MADRID.- El 13, el número de la mala suerte por excelencia, el que algunas personas no se atreven ni a nombrar por pura superstición, adquiere un significado mucho más positivo en el terreno sexual. Es lo que debe durar el coito perfecto, según un grupo de sexólogos americanos.

Un estudio publicado en 'Journal of Sexual Medicine', realizado entre los miembros de la Sociedad de Investigación y Terapia Sexual en Estados Unidos y Canadá, indica cuáles son los tiempos normales del acto sexual. Los sexólogos que han participado, con una media de 26 años de experiencia viendo a 23 pacientes semanales, coinciden en que entre tres y siete minutos, "la relación es adecuada", aunque "el coito deseable se extiende entre los siete y los 13 minutos".

Si desde la penetración hasta que el hombre eyacula pasan menos de tres minutos, el acto es "demasiado corto". Por el contrario, si este momento llega entre 15 y 30 minutos después de haber empezado, los expertos creen que es una relación "demasiado larga".

Estos tiempos revelan que en cuestión de sexo la realidad no supera la ficción. "La cultura popular y los mensajes sociales han generado estereotipos sobre la actividad sexual que no son reales. Muchos hombres y mujeres fantasean con penes más grandes, con erecciones más largas y, sobre todo, con coitos que duren toda la noche", comenta Eric Corty, uno de los autores de la investigación, de la Universidad de Pensilvania (EEUU). "Estas expectativas pueden provocar insatisfacción en los individuos que no las logran", añade.

Los autores creen que los resultados de este estudio tienen importantes implicaciones en la medicina sexual, tanto en la prevención como en el tratamiento de los trastornos relacionados con la eyaculación. "Estamos tan presionados por las falsas creencias que rodean al sexo que muchos hombres que tardan cuatro minutos en eyacular se angustian pensando que tienen algún problema, cuando resulta que es un tiempo normal", dice Corty.

De hecho, las últimas encuestas realizadas sobre el tema indican que tan sólo un 14% de los varones querría que su coito durara menos de 10 minutos. Al 50% le gustaría aguantar por lo menos media hora y un 36% no se queda conforme si eyacula antes de la hora. Las mujeres también fantasean con relaciones más largas, sin contar los preliminares. El 52% de ellas no se queda conforme con menos de 30 minutos de placer en la cama; el 29% es aún más exigente y pide 60 minutos, mientras que sólo un 18% acepta de buen grado durar menos de 10 minutos.

Fuente:
http://www.elmundo.es/elmundosalud/2008/04/03/medicina/1207214429.html?a=de43a80f160847b3e0da43726ed0ed9f&t=1207273377

4/03/2008 10:17 PM

Anonymous said...

"Will you appear in costume [on tv], and will it be suitable for children? -- MAT

No MAt i dont suit myself for children , eso ya tu sabes es de lonjohn y NAMbLA tu organization favorita

NUFF SAID
4/14/2008 11:37 PM

Anonymous said...

I think that's him and his wife preparing to throw the kids into a wood chipper because they refused to take a dump on a photo of fidel.

4/18/2008 8:05 AM

Anonymous said...

Valerie, I hope your STD is improving. Being a whore can be rough work, as other like minded commenters on this blog can confirm.

MAT, please remove the previous "wood chipper" comment. It's beneath even you to have that on this blog. There are limits, MAT. You can mess with the man, but not his family.

4/18/2008 8:33 AM

Anonymous said...

Pee Wee Herman said...

john, how many children have you molested in your lifetime

Are you still in Miami Beach?

Speak out, get out of the closet boy

4/18/2008 4:05 PM

Anonymous said...

Yes Vana , Alex Hernandez era monaguillo en NY y ya tu sabes lo que eso significa. A el lo abusaron desde una temprana edad. Lamentablemetne no le daran dinero porque aseguro que le gusto lo que le hacian

4/18/2008 6:00 PM

Anonymous said...

http://www.nambla.org/welcome.htm

Mat the Pope should have spoken with the North American Man/Boy Love Association PEOPLE...

to build a relationship of common ground

Iam sure long john can bring us more details about his organization

4/19/2008 2:48 PM

Anonymous said...

calabaza, ese es el topico favorito de Mat y de longjohn, preguntales desde la era de oscar corral, they love it i have no idea who they are and care less about them

4/19/2008 2:56 PM

Anonymous said...

Llego el que faltaba, el fundador de Nambla. Cogelo mat.

4/19/2008 8:32 PM

Anonymous said...

At least I have a son... Woman/Man has baby... man and man can't reproduce. Thank-you for the 101 Babycare. My way is better... I know you enjoy the taste of shit because you've been licking the assholes of people who look down at you and laugh at you.

4/19/2008 8:36 PM

Anonymous said...

I was told by a Cuba blogger that Enrique's mom found all gay porn in Enrique's school backpack when he was 16 years old.

4/19/2008 8:49 PM

Anonymous said...

Bueno, te dejo voy saliendo, me invitaron a una fiesta, regreso mañana... portate bien y sal a disfrutar, debes tener el culito encendido, ya que te pica de tanto escribir, recuerda esta noche engrasalo bien y vete al Village donde hay muchos hombres turistas hoy en NY buscando pingueros para pasar la noche y mañana, no te olvides ir al Yankee Stadium a confesarte con Benedicto por todos los pecados que cometistes hoy.

See you tommorrow.

4/19/2008 8:07 PM

Anonymous said...

Alex por que los ataques... why does your heart contains so much sulfur, vile heart of yours, is it your life that bad, do you have a woman now or are you raising your son by yourself... changing diapers is really easy, just use your hands and then lick it

4/19/2008 8:27 PM

Anonymous said...

jajajajaja, pero si Valentin es un mulato jabao, un self-hating mulato!

4/21/2008 9:48 PM

Anonymous said...

long john = ex KKK member, active member of Man boy association .org

4/22/2008 3:59 PM

Anonymous said...

I caught that boy red-handed!!

Long john = Man/ boy Association charter member

Coming out finally ljf

You can always find support with Pope Benedict

4/23/2008 3:44 PM

Anonymous said...

rin tin aka Henry,


LOL, I knew that would yank on your dog collar. Actually, the story about the Sentinel was false. But i knew if i included the word "homosexual," you would take the bait. The word "homosexual" is like chumming the waters for Henry Gomez. LOL

4/23/2008 3:50 PM

Anonymous said...

anon said: The ip's dont match and you know it

Yah, but you could be using ghost-surfing. I once caught Henry red-handed over in the Sun-sentinel blog. His "ghost-poster ip" registers in Illinois. And yes, he was blogging about homosexual sexual related matters, "again."

I caught that boy red-handed!!

4/23/2008 3:40 PM

Anonymous said...

NAMBLA.ORG FOR ROGER CLEMENS

NEW YORK — Roger Clemens apologized Monday for unspecified mistakes in his personal life but denied having an affair with a 15-year-old.

5/05/2008 5:24 PM

Anonymous said...

Anonimo esta en lo correcto la verdad de todo es que la habladuria de mierda is everywhere. Ninguna de estas conversaciones, hara nada por Cuba, por los cubanos, por nadie

hablando cosas de franco, de batista, de ana a quien carajos le importa eso

a corred bayameses

a las trincheras a disparar

no sigan el ejemplo del violador de niñas jovenes jose marti--

un tiro en la cabeza en la primera batalla de dos rios... Maceo se lo habia dicho deja de estar singando niñas , escribiendo y recogiendo dinero en ny como un cabildero republicano y ponte a entrenar antes de ir a pelear

5/13/2008 9:59 PM

Anonymous said...

cojonu said...
que viva la censura cojones

5/13/2008 10:32 PM


Anonymous said...
Mat no te da verguenza que marti fue un abusador de niñas y un cobarde

por que borras los mensajes contra el apostol cobarde

5/13/2008 10:34 PM

Anonymous said...

I see the word fornicate, masturbate first thing come to my mind is that this site is the home of longjohn fellow Man- boy charter member and his distinguished partner Manuel T along with NY own Alex the beautiful and Agustin el pato fariñas. Welcome to our Nambla home again boyzzzz

5/15/2008 4:40 PM

Anonymous said...

Coño, que obsesion tiene este tipo con Val Prieto y Babalu! Yo creo que es un problema sexual.
Es Mat una loca que no ha salido del closet?

5/23/2008 9:56 PM

Anonymous said...

The UN atomic watchdog chief warned on Saturday that an attack on Iran over its controversial nuclear programme would turn the region into a fireball, as Tehran rejected an Israeli strike as "impossible."

Mohamed ElBaradei also warned that he would not be able to continue in his role as International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) director general should the Islamic republic be attacked.

His stark comments came as Iran stressed yet again that it will not negotiate with world powers over its nuclear programme if it is required to suspend its controversial uranium enrichment.

"A military strike (against Iran) would in my opinion be worse than anything else ... It would transform the Middle East region into a ball of fire," ElBaradei said in an interview with Al-Arabiya television.

A report by the New York Times on Friday cited US officials as saying a major Israeli military exercise earlier this month seemed to be a practice for any potential strike against Iran's nuclear facilities.

In Athens, an official with the Greek air force's central command confirmed the substance of the US media report, stating that it had taken part in "joint training exercises" with Israel off the Mediterranean island of Crete.

The manoeuvres, code-named "Glorious Spartan 08," took place on May 28 and June 12, and consisted of aerial exercises and knowledge exchange, said the Greek source, who requested anonymity.

The goal was for more than 100 Israeli F-16 and F-15 fighter jets to prepare for long-range strikes and demonstrate Israel's serious concern over Iran's nuclear ambitions, the Times reported.

But ElBaradei said any attack would simply harden Iran's position in its row with the West over its nuclear programme.

"A military strike would spark the launch of an emergency programme to make atomic weapons, with the support of all Iranians, including those living abroad," he said.


He did not believe that there was an "imminent risk" of proliferation given the current status of Iran's nuclear programme and made it clear he would "not have a place" as IAEA head in the event of a military strike.

The West fears that Tehran could use uranium enrichment to make an atomic bomb although Tehran insists it only wants nuclear technology for peaceful energy purposes.

ElBaradei's comments come as Iran stressed on Saturday it will not negotiate with world powers over its nuclear programme if it is required to suspend its enrichment activities.

"Suspending uranium enrichment has no logic behind it and it is not acceptable and the continuation of negotiation will not be based on suspension," Iranian government spokesman Gholam Hossein Elham told reporters.

He responded to talk of a military strike by saying "such impudence and audacity to have an aggression against our national interest and integrity is an impossible action."

For his part, Iran's ambassador to the IAEA, Ali Asghar Soltanieh, said Tehran would "continue uranium enrichment non-stop since this activity is under the 24 hour surveillance (of IAEA cameras).

"The request to stop uranium enrichment is an old issue and does not have any legal or technical foundation," he added.

In Jerusalem, the Israeli parliament foreign affairs and defence commission chairman Tsahi Hanegbi said Saturday that Western diplomatic efforts to halt Iran's nuclear programme had failed.

"Next year and the year after that will be crucial. The world must must decide if it gives more time to diplomatic efforts, which currently do not seem very promising," he told Israeli public radio.

"Western measures against Iran's nuclear programme have failed."

On June 6 an Israeli Deputy Prime Minister, Shaul Mofaz, warned that Iran would face attack if it pursues what he said was its nuclear weapons programme.

A week ago, European Union foreign policy chief Javier Solana presented a new offer to Mottaki on ending the six-year standoff over Iran's nuclear drive, offering economic and trade incentives. Iran is still considering the plan.

It was made on behalf of Britain, China, France, Germany, Russia and the United States.

6/22/2008 10:40 AM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Afirman que torpezas afectan la popularidad de McCain
DAVID ESPO / AP
OTTAWA
El senador republicano John McCain se ha visto afectado por torpezas y controversias que él mismo ha generado en los primeros días de la campaña presidencial.

Basta ver como ejemplo su reciente viaje por varios estados del país y a la capital de Canadá. En el curso de una gira de cinco días, logró recaudar más de $10 millones y comenzó a explicar sus diferencias con el senador Barack Obama, candidato presidencial demócrata, en materia de política energética. El martes, McCain criticó a su rival por proponer impuestos a la industria petrolera por ganancias excesivas. El problema era que McCain había dicho previamente que proponía lo mismo que Obama.

Al día siguiente, se reunió con un grupo de hispanos en Chicago. Varios de sus asesores, que mantuvieron el evento secreto, se pusieron a la defensiva horas después de la reunión, cuando un participante criticó algunos de los comentarios de McCain.

El jueves, el senador por Arizona viajó a Iowa, donde expresó simpatías por víctimas de las inundaciones. Pero el evento fue ensombrecido por la aparición del presidente George W. Bush en otra parte de Iowa el mismo día. McCain ha intentado no aparecer junto al presidente, pues teme que su baja popularidad en las encuestas lo afecte en noviembre.

El viaje a Canadá trajo aún más controversias. McCain llegó en su avión contratado, pero informó a periodistas en el curso de una conferencia de prensa, ``no se trata de un viaje de campaña''.

Durante su visita de seis horas a Ottawa, McCain criticó a Obama, sin mencionarlo, por oponerse al Tratado de Libre Comercio. Eso cayó mal, pues se presume que los políticos estadounidenses no critican a sus adversarios cuando están en el exterior.

El cronograma de McCain también mencionó un ''evento de finanzas'' no especificado durante su visita a Canadá. Eso, en la jerga política, indica un acto de recaudación de fondos. Pero ocurre que los extranjeros no pueden donar para la campaña política.

Esos episodios han causado cierta preocupación en las filas republicanas, pero los asesores tratan de minimizar las dificultades.

Los republicanos dicen que es aceptable que McCain cometa ciertas gaffes, en vista de sus vicisitudes, pues tras ser el principal candidato hace un año, perdió popularidad, y se recuperó en el primer trimestre del 2008.

6/22/2008 10:35 AM

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said:

cherna es un maricón. Pero Henry está casado con hijos, verdad?
7/17/2008 8:55 PM


Anonymous said...

"Cherna" es un maricón. Pero Henry está casado con hijos, verdad?"

Richard Simmons is married too.
7/17/2008 8:59 PM


Anonymous said...
"cherna = manmeat"

Manuel's favorite!
7/17/2008 9:01 PM

Anonymous said...

Manuel said:

"You try to tell me what my age is but don't have the balls yourself to sign your name."

You see what I told you about your demons, Manuel? They are just not going to go away.

The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon

Anonymous said...

Manuel said:

"The time has come for you to purge your demons in The Madhouse."

Like you purged my comment from a few moments ago, Manuel? Is this where you are heading now, deleting comments?

Maybe it was just an error, because you would never censor anyone on this fine blog. So, allow me to reproduce that comment that just mysteriously disappeared here again.

Manuel said:

"You try to tell me what my age is but don't have the balls yourself to sign your name."

You see what I told you about your demons, Manuel? They are just not going to go away.

The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon

Anonymous said...

Manuel said:

"You are right. I never censor comments. Your comments have not been deleted but have been transferred to The Madhouse. You are free to visit them there while they recover from their demons."

As you wish, Manuel. This is your blog and you can do as you please. Not even I have a right to insist that you allow my comments to be visible for all your readers to see. That decision is yours.

But you are going to have your work cut out for you, Manuel. Keep an eye out for my comments, because they will continue to appear.

The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon

Anonymous said...

Manuel said:

"The time has come for you to purge your demons in The Madhouse."

Like you purged my comment from a few moments ago, Manuel? Is this where you are heading now, deleting comments?

Maybe it was just an error, because you would never censor anyone on this fine blog. So, allow me to reproduce that comment that just mysteriously disappeared here again.

Manuel said:

"You try to tell me what my age is but don't have the balls yourself to sign your name."

You see what I told you about your demons, Manuel? They are just not going to go away.

The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon

Anonymous said...

Manuel said:

"The time has come for you to purge your demons in The Madhouse."

Like you purged my comment from a few moments ago, Manuel? Is this where you are heading now, deleting comments?

Maybe it was just an error, because you would never censor anyone on this fine blog. So, allow me to reproduce that comment that just mysteriously disappeared here again.

Manuel said:

"You try to tell me what my age is but don't have the balls yourself to sign your name."

You see what I told you about your demons, Manuel? They are just not going to go away.

The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon

Anonymous said...

Guess what, Manuel, it is time to face the demons, my friend. I am still here. Hurry up, delete this comment before anyone reads it.

Manuel said:

"You are right. I never censor comments. Your comments have not been deleted but have been transferred to The Madhouse. You are free to visit them there while they recover from their demons."

As you wish, Manuel. This is your blog and you can do as you please. Not even I have a right to insist that you allow my comments to be visible for all your readers to see. That decision is yours.

But you are going to have your work cut out for you, Manuel. Keep an eye out for my comments, because they will continue to appear.

The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon

Anonymous said...

Fantomas said:

"Manuel , I'sure you can handle Ramos much better than what you have shown so far"

I thought so too, Fantomas, but Manuel seems to be having a little difficulty dealing with me.

Oh, and read this comment fast because he has already deleted a few of my comments from this thread.

The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon

Anonymous said...

Quick, Manuel, delete this before anyone sees it.

Manuel said:

"You are right. I never censor comments. Your comments have not been deleted but have been transferred to The Madhouse. You are free to visit them there while they recover from their demons."

As you wish, Manuel. This is your blog and you can do as you please. Not even I have a right to insist that you allow my comments to be visible for all your readers to see. That decision is yours.

But you are going to have your work cut out for you, Manuel. Keep an eye out for my comments, because they will continue to appear.

The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon

Anonymous said...

"Sorry "Ramon" Manuel is my hero, you have said nothing worth reading, actually you are quite annoying and The Madhouse is where you belong, don't press it or we will have to offer you treatment, look what we did for fantomas."

Really, Vana? Is the treatment anything like the treatment Babalu gave Manuel? It sure does sound similar.

Continue censoring, Manuel, I will continue posting.

The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon

Anonymous said...

Manuel said:

"You try to tell me what my age is but don't have the balls yourself to sign your name."

Why don't we start with baby steps, Manuel? Put an end to this debate and go ahead and admit your age.

It won't cost you anything, and that is one less demon to deal with.

The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon

Anonymous said...

Manuel said:

"You will never have the advantage over me because God has ordained it so."

I can't count on you to defend yourself, I can't count on you to face your demons, I can't even count on you for a civil discussion, but I can always count on your arrogance.

If I were you, Manuel, I'd call up your god and ask for a refund. You got jipped, my friend.

The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I forgot to ask. Is the Vana character born in 1960 also, or have you opted to make the character more multi-dimensional?

Anonymous said...

Events from the year 1960

* The first debate for a presidential election was televised.

* NASA sent up ECHO, the first communications satellite to be seen with the naked eye.

* American "U2" spy plane shot down over the USSR.

* The Olympic Games were held in Rome and Wilma Rudolf won three gold medals.

* Manuel Tellechea was born in July

Anonymous said...

Manuel, it appears you were born in a very important year in history. I had totally forgotten Wilma Rudolf had won three gold medals.

I congratulate you, my friend.

Ramon

Anonymous said...

Manuel, was that you or Vana that deleted my comment? It was a compliment, my friend. It is very difficult for a man to develop a feminine character as fully as you have developed the Vana character.

The time has come to face your demons, Vana... oh, I mean, Manuel.

Ramon

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I forgot to ask. Is the Vana character born in 1960 also, or have you opted to make the character more multi-dimensional?

Anonymous said...

There once was a blogger named Manuel
Who was fond of ringing his own bell
Then King Kong came along
And put an end to his song
Now Manuel must crawl back into his shell

Anonymous said...

How many comments have you deleted tonight, Manuel? I think for the first time in RCAB's history, the comment meter is moving backwards.

What is going on Manuel? Shake those demons, man.

Anonymous said...

Wow, the only place I have ever seen a comment meter move in reverse has been on Babalu. Now the same disease has afflicted RCAB.

Hay que esconderse gente, que el mundo se va acabar pronto! A Manny se la ha ido la avion!

Anonymous said...

Manuel? Our Manuel? The Manuel of democracy and free speech? Deleting comments? You jest, sir! I challenge you to a duel to the death with rapiers!

Anonymous said...

Manuel said:

"HAHAHAHA Another idiot who thinks Manuel and I are the same person..lol..you gotta laugh!"

Kind of reminds me of the movie, Tootsie, Manuel. You know, the one with Dustin Hoffman. I believe he even won an Academy Award for that part. You, I have to say, are doing an equally impressive job.

But the demons are still there, Manuel.

Anonymous said...

I'm here all night, on duty. But please remember: If you delete it, I'll repost it. Just to let you know I'm here for you guy!

Anonymous said...

Manuel, at this rate of comment deletion, you are never going to get to 100 comments, let alone reach the levels of Yoani.

Let it flow, Manuel, it will help exorcise those demons.

Anonymous said...

WOW! WOW! WOW! Manuel just deleted three comments. It was at 88 now at 85! Just like his nemesis. Hmmm. Pot. Meet kettle.

Is the "H" word beginning to crop up or is it my imagination?

Anonymous said...

Manuel: You are right. I never censor comments.

Jiminy Cricket: And you don't live on -- Street in Union City, either. Of course. Need a carpenter, for that nose, Pinocchio?

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

anonymous said:

Please do! Feel free! I have nothing to hide, Do you?

Vana said...

My God!! cricket you are insane!!!!that's what happens when YOU are a STALKER, your comments have not been deleted, I'm reading them, all the rest have to do is come here and read them, but why bother your comments are demented, and here in this wonderful humane place is where you belong.

Vana said...

The Annex..lol I love it! guess you will be sending cricket here too?

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Jiminy Cricket III said...

Manuel, why did you censor the comments left on the new post? Isn't censoring bad? I thought you believed in democracy?! I'm so disappointed in you! My idol has deceived me! Oh woe is me! Oh woe is me!

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Jiminy Cricket III said...

Manuel, why did you censor the comments left on the new post? Isn't censoring bad? I thought you believed in democracy?! I'm so disappointed in you! My idol has deceived me! Oh woe is me! Oh woe is me!

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

El Protagonista said...

Manuel said:

"You will never have the advantage over me because God has ordained it so."

Like I said in the comment you deleted, Manuel, I can't count on you to defend yourself, I can't count on you to have a civil discussion, but I can definitely count on your arrogance. If I were you, I would ask your god for a refund because you got jipped, my friend.

The fact that your only defense now is to delete comments speaks volumes. The demons are running roughshod over you.

The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

El Protagonista said...

Manuel said:

"I am sorry to hear that your grass cutting business has failed. If you had imported those llamas from Peru not only would it not have failed but you would probably have received some kind of prize for promoting an environmental solution to the grass cutting crisis."

All this new found bravado, again, Manuel, smells of yet another one of your mistaken conclusions. You can run from your demons, Manuel, but you cannot hide from them.

Apply to me whatever identity you desire. Communist, Fidelista, lawn maintenance. You are only prolonging the inevitable.

I am here to help you, Manuel. I am here to guide you, to show you the light and bring you out of the dark recesses of your arrogance. Come to the light, Manuel, come to the light.

The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon (tu King Kong)

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

El Protagonista said...

Manuel said:

"WOW!! que rapido aparecio fantomas y se desaparecio Ramon, que poco hombre eres fantomas, que tienes que venir aqui a chotear y molestar, y mira que Manuel es bueno contigo!! contestandote todas tus sandeces."

Tell us, Manuel, do you do any special preparations before you go into your Vana character? Do you perhaps put on a dress, or maybe a little bit of make-up to get more in touch with your feminine side?

The demons are still there, Manuel, it is time to face them.

Ramon (tu King Kong)

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Jiminy Cricket III said...

Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
A high silk hat and a silver cane
A watch of gold with a diamond chain

Hi-diddle-dee-day
An actor's life is gay
It's great to be a celebrity
An actor's life for me

Hi-diddle-dee-dum
An actor's life is fun

Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
A wax mustache and a beaver coat
A pony cart and a billy goat

Hi-diddle-dee-dum
An actor's life is fun
You wear your hair in a pompadour
You ride around in a coach and four
You stop and buy out a candy store
An actor's life for me.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

jiminy cricket iii said...

Manuel! You deleted my post with the song lyrics! Why? I thought you didn't censor anyone? Here are they lyrics for all to enjoy, in the event your deletion was an error:

[See previous comment]

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

El Protagonista said...

Manuel said:

"Still high on the pisco or are you gagging on the Mucho Bicho?"

Can't say I'm a fan of pisco, Manuel, and as far as "mucho bicho" goes, I'll leave that up to you when you are channeling the Vana character.

Manuel channeling Vana said:

"NO Manuel did not say it I did ass wipe."

I'm sorry, Manuel, I mean Vana. I know artists get very deep into their characters. I can see that you have even adopted the sensibilities of a woman.

Very impressive, Manuel/Vana, very impressive.

Now, let's talk about your demons, Manuel. They are still there, and the time has come to face them.

Ramon (tu King Kong)

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

El Protagonista said...

It sure has gotten quiet around here ever since you initiated your new comment policy, Manuel. Now you're getting less comments than Babalu. What ever will you do?

The good thing is that it seems you have learned from Batista's mistakes and you have taken extreme steps to eliminate the opposition.

You see, we're already making progress in exorcising those demons.

There are still quite a few left. The time has come to face your demons, Manuel.

Ramon (tu King Kong)

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Jiminy Cricket III said...

Manuel, you've really developed a taste for censoring my comments, haven't you? What's so wrong with posting song lyrics from a wonderful Disney movie?

Well, I'm glad that your inner you, your real self, is finally on view for all to see.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

fantomas said...

y tu realmente crees que la gente va a pasar ese trabajo Manuel, fijate que si me envias para alla , la madhouse annex esa que tu hablas se convertira en la pagina mas leida de este blog, porque la gente quiere ver mis comments no los aburridos comentarios de fariñas, vana y garzon , tus monikers prefereidos , ya king Bombo Ramos me lo dijo que tu eras vana
El Protagonista said...

Manuel said:

"WOW!! que rapido aparecio fantomas y se desaparecio Ramon, que poco hombre eres fantomas, que tienes que venir aqui a chotear y molestar, y mira que Manuel es bueno contigo!! contestandote todas tus sandeces."

Tell us, Manuel, do you do any special preparations before you go into your Vana character? Do you perhaps put on a dress, or maybe a little bit of make-up to get more in touch with your feminine side?

The demons are still there, Manuel, it is time to face them.

Ramon (tu King Kong)

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas said...

manuel por que borrastes esto me parece genial

Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
A high silk hat and a silver cane
A watch of gold with a diamond chain

Hi-diddle-dee-day
An actor's life is gay
It's great to be a celebrity
An actor's life for me

Hi-diddle-dee-dum
An actor's life is fun

Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
A wax mustache and a beaver coat
A pony cart and a billy goat

Hi-diddle-dee-dum
An actor's life is fun
You wear your hair in a pompadour
You ride around in a coach and four
You stop and buy out a candy store
An actor's life for me.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas said:

Manuel que rayos es esto llevo 2o minutos tratando de ver los comments del madhose y todo lo que sale es del 2007

ESTABAN HABLANDO DE CUANDO NAMBLA te acuerdas . De cuando long john el otro moniker que tu usabas antes... La organizacion esa que se discutia qui en el review de child boy ...pero no veo los recientes, esto esta muy confuso Manuel, no entiendo nada

discuss

Are you censoring your madhouse comments now

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas said...

ya tu sabes que si haces eso caeras en el grupo de los censuradores Babalu, kill castro y rui ferreira, Armengol

Caistes en la lista negra

Caistees en la trampa, caistes en el grupo de bloggers que no permiten el libre flujo de ideas
lo siento

tha'ts the way is going to be

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas said...

No te preocupes Manuel te la puse dura no me tienes que contestar ahora toma tu tiempo

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas said...
Say what?

7/27/2008 11:31 AM


Fantomas said...
What did you do Manuel?

7/27/2008 11:36 AM


Fantomas said...
you have not move these 3 last posts?

did you change your mind

7/27/2008 11:37 AM


Fantomas said...
Is that 11 AM PST or MST?

7/27/2008 11:38 AM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas:

As it was last time, let me be the first to welcome you to The Madhouse and thank-you for making your admission here as uncomplicated as possible.

I know that someday you will be grateful for the treatment you received here.

Your restoration to society is my fondest hope and that of our dedicated aministrators.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas said...

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8021135461622264124&postID=3320390663100828

7/27/2008 12:01 PM


MANUEL BROKEN LINK HTTPS DOES NOT EXIST

quitale la "s"

7/27/2008 12:03 PM

Vana said...

Manuel:

Let me know when treatment will start, will you move the Annex to the top?

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas said...

Sin anonimos

sin Fantomas

Average comments @ RCAB 11

7/27/2008 12:20 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Sin patria pero sin fantomas.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Vana:

The treatment has begun. Since he had a most unhealthy breakfast this morning (like a condemned man), it was necessary to administer a natural purgative. The gallon of olive oil, which he drank heartily, should have his innards clean as a whistle in no time. A clean colon is the fountainhead of a healthy body and mind.

Vana said...

A dirty colon means death, you did well to administer the olive oil, should I get another one ready?

Vana said...

Manuel:

I'm confused, will the treatment be admimistered at the Annex or The Madhouse?

Vana said...

What a relief seems the purgative worked well since the patient has not left the bathroom, all is quiet as long as we keep him in the loo

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas said...

Manuel am I the only person in the Madhouse?

how bout jiminy and king kong

7/27/2008 1:24 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

fantomas:

They are housed in different wings of The Madhouse for your own protection (and theirs).

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

vana:

Fantomas has tried to escape literally dripping in his own excrement but has been contrained by the bloodhounds who follow him around like Lazarus' dogs.

Vana said...

We must keep our eyes open lest the excrement get out of control, we may have to call in the cleaning crew.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

[As further proof of fantomas' insanity he has adopted a new moniker (centurion) and is attempting to debate this phantom sentry at another post, despite our injunction on leaving The Madhouse without authorization. Harsher methods may be necessary soon.] -- MAT

Centurion said...
Se habla español aqui?

7/27/2008 1:16 PM


Centurion said...
De que se trata esto. Fui referido por el blog. El director de este blog practica la censura como Fidel Castro

Quien es Manuel Tellechea?

7/27/2008 1:21 PM


Fantomas said...
I see you got new customers. Check your site meter you will be getting 100 referrals from me today

7/27/2008 1:26 PM


Fantomas said...
De que se trata esto. Fui referido por el blog. El director de este blog practica la censura como Fidel Castro

El director de este blog SI practica la censura, peor que fidel

7/27/2008 1:27 PM


Fantomas said...
Centurion said...
Se habla español aqui?

7/27/2008 1:16 PM

Aqui se habla Español, Ingles
7/27/2008 1:29 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Vana:

Regarding the excrement, there is only one expert: Fidel Castro. And, of course, we can't ask his assistance. He is, in fact, very fond of fantomas, the last true believer of all the Revolutionary myths.

Vana said...

Manuel:

Fidel is under no condition to help us with the excrement, we may need to send it via air mail to his hospital room, he'll love the gift from fantomas!! and fantomas excuse me Centurion will relish the thought.

Vana said...

Wonder where the other administrators are Manuel, they are leaving all the excrement for you and I..lol..

Vana said...

Manuel:

Ramon is back el Protagoniata, seems he's willing and able to enter the Annex

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Despite the fact that none of his comments have been deleted here except by himself -- and those we have restored -- fantomas has the effrontery to claim in a note smuggled from The Madhouse and written on toilet paper with the only available "ink," that RCAB is practicing "censorship" against him! This is what he himself practices on his virus-ridden and practically inaccessible blog, which reproduced the mendacious note.

Neither fantomas nor anybody else has ever been censored on this blog and no comment has ever been deleted. This fantomas himself has acknowledged on numerous occasions in his saner moments.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas said...
I see you got new customers. Check your site meter you will be getting 100 referrals from me today

7/27/2008 1:26 PM


Fantomas said...
De que se trata esto. Fui referido por el blog. El director de este blog practica la censura como Fidel Castro


El director de este blog SI practica lacensura , peor que fidel

7/27/2008 1:27 PM



Vana said...
Que haces aqui paciente regresa YA para el Annex.

7/27/2008 1:56 PM


El Protagonista said...
Manuel, is that a tumbleweed I just saw blow across the RCAB landscape? Look up, Manuel, you can see the vultures circling.

Isn't it quite interesting the effects censorship has on a forum?

The time has come, Manuel. You know for what.

Ramon

7/27/2008 2:02 PM


Vana said...
Manuel is not censoring, he will move all your comments to The Annex, you may visit them there.

7/27/2008 2:14 PM


El Protagonista said...
Manuel said:

"Manuel is not censoring, he will move all your comments to The Annex, you may visit them there."

Just like the Castro brothers move all the dissident voices to their "Madhouse," Manuel? Except there they call it El Combinado del Este, Taco Taco, Villa Marista.

Like a good little propagandist, you are smart enough to give yours a more innocuous name.

7/27/2008 2:25 PM


Fantomas said...

Vana said...
Manuel is not censoring.

Vana por favor ya

7/27/2008 2:29 PM


El Protagonista said...
In your zeal to lord over and control the content of this forum, Manuel, you have unwittingly elevated Fantomas to the level of prisoner of conscience in your so called "Madhouse." In your arrogance, you have turned the hapless Fantomas into the Dr. Oscar Elias Biscet of the RCAB tyranny.

Nice job, Manuel. See what happens when you don't face your demons?

Ramon

7/27/2008 2:38 PM


Vana said...
Ramon por favor no jodas mas, que aburrido eres.

7/27/2008 2:54 PM


Vana said...
Iam NOT Manuel, get that through your very thick skull, I'm a very much alive woman, if you insist we will have to deal harshly with you.

7/27/2008 2:57 PM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

los fantomas said...
No podran con nosotros.

VANA PERO QUE BRUTA ERES?

Prefiero los comentarios de tu perro.

7/27/2008 3:15 PM


El Protagonista said...
Manuel said:

"I am NOT Manuel, get that through your very thick skull, I'm a very much alive woman, if you insist we will have to deal harshly with you."

Deal harshly with me? Is that a threat, Manuel?

Ramon

7/27/2008 3:21 PM

Vana said...

Lol Ramon and fantomas are both at the annex, time to give Ramon a purgative.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Vana:

All other doors have been closed to them. Now they have no option but to comment in The Madhouse or nowhere else.

Angel Garzón said...

WOW...we are going to have to do something expeditiously about the papillon's insomnia, the poor thing seems to stay awake at all hours of the day and night, perhaps all that constant consumption of huge quantities of food is one of the causes of this manifestation, after all it is impossible for the human body to not expell the waste that has not been absorbed as nutrients, the poor papillon must be in a constant cycle of running to the fridge, eating half of the goods within it, transporting its laptop with it to the kitchen, the dinette table, the toilet, the bed and then repeating that cycle over and over again.

The papillon obviously has no job, so it must depend on the taxpayers for subsistence, I'd say that the gallon of olive oil may not be enough to purge all the waste contained within its rather large body, Castor oil may be more effective, I will proceed to administer a pint within the next hour, but before I do that I have to call in the reserve janitorial staff, I am at the opposite end of the wing where the papillon is now housed and I can smell the putrid refuse that is being expelled by the patient, it seems to be screaming at someone whose moniker I can barely hear from this distance, I believe it is someone it calls "centurion," the reserve janitorial crew will be advised to don Haz-Mat suits and full gear, I have to get mine also before I administer the Castor oil, otherwise we would all perish, except the papillon which by now is accustomed to the stench. I highly recommend that the yellow alert lights be engaged, lets any of the staff inadvertently proceed beyond the safe area without the proper cautionary measures.

Ms Calabaza said...

MaT,

so glad to see you back. I hope you got some sun and rest yesterday... I'm glad these disruptive commenters are being taken care of. I admire the fact that you do not delete them but let them do their thing without disrupting those of us who enjoy your writing and debate.
Welcome back!

Vana said...

Yes I noticed all comments must come to the Annex..lol..well done Manuel.

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Vana said...

Seems Ramon and the fantomases are here, I say it's time for electric shock trestment, or a lobotomy should work very nicely.

Is time they face their demons!

Angel Garzón said...

Vana, the answer to your query has been eMailed to you.

Vana said...

Angel:

Thank you I have e-mailed you back.

Angel Garzón said...

Robert's program is on live right now, "Free Cuban Perspectives" on Blog Talk Radio, Jon just came on, theirs is one of the best C-A programs on BTR.

Angel Garzón said...

Papillon, get ready for the Castor oil, it is just about to be administered, we will purge you of all your demons, don't kid yourself, you have no idea how to handle a woman and my wife already caught her limit of one man, that's me, besides someone of her class would never hook up with someone like you, she did not spend years in college as I did, to wind up with a whack job of your ilk, you may want to try at "La Perla" when we let you out of the Annex, there are many folks of your level there.

Vana said...

How's the straight jacket fitting a liitle too tight fanto? shall we tighten it a little more?

Angel Garzón said...

The papillon patient has received the Castor oil treatment, it took longer than anticipated to dispense it for the patient was somewhat belligerent, it kept on talking about diarrhea and its dislike of the female gender, it also uttered some mumbling sounds, some of which could be discerned, it kept on making reference to a Centurion, some ape it called Kiiny Kong and a reference to debating pumpkin seeds, as of now the straight jacket has been re-secured and patient is asleep.

My commendation for the extraordinary work performed by the reserve janitorial staff who endeavored without complaints in cleaning the excremental mess created by the papillon patient, I highly recommend that a bonus should be included in their next paychecks, they have earned it.

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Vana said...

yes I think the patient finds the jacket a bit too tight he's acting foulmouthed toward Angel, and making references to the male genital area, possibly too tight.

The Wizard said...

woooooooooooohoooooooooooo el maricon is in Jail

Rafelito said...

Señor Administrador ,

No entiendo cual es su problema acerca de mis dos comentarios anteriores

Es cierto que no apoyo la censura y despues de haber leido varios de sus escritos me doy cuenta que el señor Fantomas tiene razon al criticarlo a usted

Quiero dejarle claro que no conozco a Fantomas pero si he visitado su blog anteriormente

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

BULLETIN #1

I commend the administrators of The Madhouse for the excellent work that they have performed today. The patients have been sedated and are growing accustomed (or, in fantomas' case, becoming reacquainted) with their surroundings and will soon become acclimated to them.

We cannot say, nor should we expect to be able to say so early in their treatment, that they have made any improvement.

We are all aware that fantomas suffers from a multiple personality disoder. He is now aware of it himself and has assumed a comprehensive personality known as "los fantomas" (plural). This can be interpreted as either a positive or negative development: positive because it shows him coming to terms at last with his psychosis; and negative because it points to the consolidation of his various personae into one super and particularly disturbed persona.

Proto-Communist (aka "Ramón") is in even worse condition. He equates being confined in The Madhouse to imprisonment in Castro's gulags. This is especially odd since he has always been an apologist for Castro's gulags. In Castro's Cuba, no freedom of expression is permitted. Yet The Madhouse is filled with his insane fulminations, not one word of which has been deleted or censored. The mere fact that he would equate freedom to slavery, and freedom of expression to censorship, shows that he is afflicted with manic relativism, that is, he cannot distinguish right from wrong. Simply put, he is a psychopath.

We will continue to do what we can for them, although we cannot guarantee a cure.

Fantomas is now commenting in The Madhouse proper, not merely having his comments transferred here with the rest of his belongings. This means that he has accepted or resigned himself to his residence here.

The Proto-Commmunist (aka "Ramón") appears unable to adapt himself to new circumstances and is unwilling to function within the prescribed parameters of The Madhouse. He is currently afflicted with self-induced mutism. Given the things he says, it is probably for the better.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Bulletin 2

As per the recommendation of Administrator Garzón, we extend our formal thanks to the janatorial staff of The Madhouse for their heroic efforts in cleaning the new Augean stables and award to each a bonus of one's week's pay.

Rafelito said...

Señor Manuel

Me gustaria que respondiera a mi comentario anterior

Se lo pido de favor. Usted me ha confundido con Fantomas erroneamente

Rafelito said...

Por favor respondame en Español si es posible ya que mi ingles es un poco limitado. Puedo leerlo pero con dificultad

Rafelito said...

Estoy tratando de leer los ultimos comentarios de Fantomas que usted alega que el ha escrito aqui voluntariamente y no logro ver nada
Por favor explique si es posible en español

Rafelito said...

Recuerde Administrador es de suma importancia que me responda en español. Yo visito usualmente los blogs en Español y me gustaria que usted me ayude a entender esta polemica con el Señor Fantomas
No creo en la censura ni en español ni en ingles ni en Chino

Rafelito said...

Se encuentra usted ahi?

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

The following comment was made by fantomas at 5:14 PM while residing in The Madhouse and was subsequently deleted by him; it is now restored to show not only the extent of his derangement but also the fact that he is commenting from The Madhouse and has accepted his confinement here as both necessary and ineludible:

los fantomas said...
hue u been Calzon? chinese food gave u cagalera? lend me u wifie 4 2 hours I pay u good.

7/27/2008 5:14 PM

Rafelito said...

Señor Manuel sera tan amable de responder a mis preguntas anteriores. Le agradecere que se diriga a mi persona en el idioma de todos los cubanos

Quiere usted decir que los fantomas es lo mismo que fantomas, porque la foto del profile es diferente. Cual es el verdadero Fantomas señor Manuel

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Bulletin #3

Fantomas' regression continues. He now imagines himself to be a cockroach.

Very Kafkaesque.

The attendants have been instructed that whenever fantomas assumes the character of a cockroach he should be firmly stepped on. It is hoped that this will cure him of his fixation on higher life forms.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CHURCH_SHOOTING?SITE=DCUSN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-07-28-13-23-26

Anonymous said...

Like the puss that oozes from your cock when you have vd.

To the blog administrator: this language will not be tolerated here

8/05/2008 3:34 PM

Anonymous said...

Man held in Fla. on charge of threatening Obama with Cuban Machete
Aug 7 03:36 PM US/Eastern

MIAMI (AP) - A man is being held in Florida by federal authorities on charges of threatening to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.

[] was ordered held without bail Thursday at a brief court hearing.

The Secret Service says [...] made the threat during a training class for bail bondsmen in Miami in late July. Another tipster said [...] also threatened candidate Joe Garcia

A search of [...'s] Toyota Tercel and hotel room uncovered a loaded handgun, knives, dozens of rounds of ammunition, body armor and a Cuban machete. The Tercel was wired with emergency lights.

[...] told the Secret Service he was originally from Tampa , FL. He contended he made no threat against either Obama or Joe Garcia

Copyright 2008 FTV News All rights reserved. This material is

8/07/2008 4:52 PM

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Mansuelo why are you deleting comments?

You have always attacked all blogs where comments are deleted. Are you violating your own claims against deleting and braking your word?

1/15/2009 12:27 AM


Anonymous said...

Mansuelo are you a gay Cuban?
Is that why your dear Vana always gets pissed when someone talks about gays?

1/15/2009 12:29 AM

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Anonymous said...
Mansuelo deja ya de hablar tanta mierda que es siempre ko mismo, o tienes los cojones para ir a Cuba a pelear como Marti o acaba de pegarte un tiro en la cabeza chico, si no escribe un libro y a lo mejor hay suficientes comemierdas que lo compran lo cual te dara algun dinero para disfrutar lo que te queda de vida, repetir la misma mierda cansa a todo el mundo, cayate te.

1/16/2009 11:40 PM


Anonymous said...
Your readers want to know before you shut down Manuel:

Is it true that you are gay and black?

1/16/2009 11:42 PM


Oscar Elias Biscet said...
Que ganas de seguir hablando la misma mierda por 50 años Manuel, verdad, desde una computadora , comiendo pan con bistec to los dias es un mamey

1/17/2009 12:08 AM


cubano con Obama contra fidel said...
Se paralizara Miami el martes. Todos los babalusianos estaran atentos mirando como Obama hace historia


Toma de posesión paralizará al sur de la Florida
CINDY KRISCHER GOODMAN
The Miami Herald

Charles Dharapak / Foto AP
El presidente electo Barack Obama llega el viernes 16 de enero del 2009 a Filadelfia. Obama busca prohibir el uso de técnicas de interrogación opresivas contra reos de seguridad nacional, dijeron funcionarios.No se sorprenda si su correo se demora, su médico parece preocupado o su profesor cancela las clases el martes. Independientemente de su profesión, muchos trabajadores del sur de la Florida piensan ver la toma de posesión presidencial en vivo, aunque eso signifique esconderse de su jefe.

Trabajadores como Marie Bertot, directora de comunicaciones del Condado de Miami-Dade, piensa ver por lo menos algunos de los eventos del día en los televisores de su oficina. Los eventos empiezan con un llamado al orden a 11:30 de la mañana, seguidos por el juramento, un discurso a la nación, un desfile y un baile inaugural que se prolongará hasta la madrugada del miércoles.

"Es difícil que lo podamos ver todo'', dijo Bertot.

"Estamos demasiado ocupados aquí'', agregó.

Algunos empleadores generosos le están dando tiempo libre a su personal para ver las ceremonias. Por lo menos 3,000 trabajadores del downtown de Miami, de hoteles, bancos, bufetes, firmas contables y organizaciones no lucrativas dejarán temporalmente sus oficinas para ver la toma de posesión en una gran pantalla en el Centro Adrienne Arsht de Artes Escénicas desde las 11:30 a.m. a las 2 p.m. El centro ofrecerá una caja con almuerzo por $10.

John Richard, el nuevo director general del Centro Arsht, dijo no sentirse sorprendido de que, inclusive con tanto énfasis en la productividad, muchos trabajadores asistan al salón de conciertos en el medio de un día laboral para presenciar el juramento de Barack Obama como el presidente número 44 de Estados Unidos. "La mayor parte de los buenos negocios están integrados por personas cívicas y quieren que la comunidad se una para ser testigo del cambio de liderazgo'', dijo Richard.

Hank Klein, director ejecutivo de Cushman & Wakefield se tomó un día de vacaciones para ponerse ropa interior térmica y guantes para ver los eventos del día, en vivo, en Washington, Sin embargo, Klein dice que la firma le ha dicho a sus empleados que se tomen una larga hora de almuerzo y vayan al Centro Arsht. "Esta pacífica transferencia de gobierno es un evento importante y ésta tiene un sentido histórico'', dijo Klein.

En la Florida Atlantic University, los profesores tienen la flexibilidad de cancelar clases el martes si así lo desean, dijo un portavoz. Algunos académicos, como Joyanne Stephens, vicepresidenta de las instalaciones de la FAU en Davie, piensa ver las ceremonias en un televisor de pantalla plana en el Student Union Lounge.

Organizaciones como la United Auto Workers y el bufete Bilzin Sumberg están poniendo televisores para darles a sus empleados la posibilidad de ver el evento en el trabajo, fundamentalmente en su hora de almuerzo.

"Hemos invitado a todos los empleados a reunirse en nuestros salones de conferencias, donde se pondrán los televisores'', dijo Marshall Paternack, un socio de Bilzin. "No se nos escapa la significación histórica de este día''.

Con todo, el bufete no está alentando a sus empleados a quedarse horas en los salones de conferencia viendo los eventos del día. "Pensamos que mucha gente va estar dando un vistazo de vez en cuando'', señaló Paternack.

Por supuesto, algunos empleados con jefes tacaños reportan tener sus propios planes para ver la toma de posesión en vivo, sin tener de dejar sus cubículos.

Miamiherald.com está entre las organizaciones que tendrán vídeos en vivo desde sus sitios en la internet.

Jim Sykes, portavoz de Assurant Solutions, dijo que para evitar problemas en los sistemas su compañía terminó el acceso a los vídeos en todas sus oficinas de Estados Unidos desde hace algunas meses. En vez de eso, pondrá en su oficina de Miami dos pantallas grandes adicionales (para un total de tres) en la cafetería de empleados y un televisor de pantalla grande en el auditorio. Todos los televisores estarán sintonizados con las actividades de la inauguración durante todo el día.

cgoodman@MiamiHerald.com

1/17/2009 12:15 AM


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