Friday, July 27, 2007

The Cuban American Misfits Review

Fantomas and Val Prieto, uniting their IQs in the hope of reaching 3 digits, have created a new blog which is an anemic — indeed, bloodless — attempt to parody mine. Well, imitation, they say, is the sincerest form of flattery. I wish them well in their infantilism. They are right to have chosen B.F. Skinner as their mentor.

Val, who is so afraid of me that he spends a considerable part of his day inspecting Babalú's satellite blogs to make sure that they have not linked to the Review of Cuban-American Blogs, agreed to act as godfather of the new blog and give it his seal of approval (otherwise known as the kiss of death).

Here is the post where Val announced to Babalu's diminishing readership the birth of the egg that fantomas laid, The Cuban American Misfits Review:

Se la comieron!
The petulant pedantic parasitic pest gets a comeupance.
"Manuel LaChachaBoy"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
To whoever's brain child that blog is: you ate it.

No, Val, you "ate it." Everybody knows you ate it.

So I got my "comeupance" [sic]? I wish Val would get a dictionary. And then a clue.

I have already included the new blog in my Blogroll. Because, of course, I have nothing to fear from it. Unlike poor Val who has lived in the shadow of RCAB since it was founded nearly 4 months ago. 120 days of hell for him and an eternity to go.

http://cubanamericanreview.blogspot.com/

37 comments:

Manuel A.Chechechea said...

How dare he call us petulant!

Fantomas said...

OYE TE LO VOY A DECIR UNA SOLA VEZ NUTTY

Y TE LO VOY A DECIR EN INGLES

DONT YOU FUCKING EVER ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING WITHOUT PROOF

YOU CAN FUCKING PROVE IT BEFORE OPENING ESA BOCOTA SUCIA OF YOURS

I GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT NEW BLOG

QUE QUEDE CLARO ESTO

EL DIA QUE YO ABRA UN BLOG PARA TI TU BIEN SABES COIMO SE VA A LLAMAR

REVIEW OF THE REVIEW OF THE CUBAN AMERICAN BLOGS , THE NUTTY PROFFESSOR CALLED CHECHECHIA AND THE KOOL AID KIDS THAT FOLLOW HIMM

AL GO ASI

NO QUIERO VOLVER A VER OTRA ACUSATION TUYA DE MI PARTE ...TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOUR EQUATION SICK MAN

estas advertido ante el mundo ya

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas:

I am in a good mood today so I am not going to remove your comment to The Madhouse, which still waits for your return.

What I coincidence that you and cheche george have coincided here. Perhaps there can be a reunion in the future.

Well, I've done what I could for your anemic blog. Now it's on its own.

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Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas:

Yes, you must take matters into your hands. Why not open a second blog as a diversionary tactic?

Think, fantomas, think. Remember, we never got to give you the lobotomy.

Fantomas said...

Eres un caso perdido sigue en tu mundo fantasioso, me retiro tu exile como antes , te vuelvo a dejar solo...te lo adverti before el dia que fantomas se vaya se tu blog es el comienzo del fin de tu blog

So far it is happening ..now you have more enemies than before and your kool aid kids are nowhere to be found

Te tengo una tremenda lastima ..On the contrary I have gained 27 new friends since I left here and 500 more visitors daily to my blog...

sorry

Vana said...

Manuel:
We both knew he was not a man of his word ..He's Back, y tirando los cojones.. how lucky can we be, he claimed he never cussed, he came back in cussing up a storm, he'll probably delete it soon, well here's one of the Kool Aid Kids

Vana said...

27 more friends....LMAO... all people do is go to his blog and insult him, please don't make me laugh

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Fantomas:

I doubt you have had 500 visitors to your blog in its entire history; nor 27 friends in your entire lifetime.

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Agustin Farinas said...

Van and Manuel,
Oh no! He is back!!! Oh God just when we thought we had seen the last of him! This guy is like Freddie in Halloween 4. No matter what we do, he keeps coming back for more. He must be a masochist for pain.
Another one of the Kool Aid kids.

Vana said...

Analfabeto you spell the word bitch, not bicht

Agustin Farinas said...

Manuel,
What has thou wrought upon al of us! Now Fantomas is in a fighting mood and he means it. Wow! I have already let my dogs loose and bolted my doors and windows. He may just try to come after the Kids also after he finishes with the Profesor. One never knows with these psychotic maniacs.
Vana,
be prepared and on your guard. Fantomas is on the loose again!
Get your machete ready and keep it sharpened in case a penilectomy is called for.

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Vana said...

Agustin:
Yes are we not lucky...lol...he's like a fly, the more you swat it, the more it comes back...LMAO

Fantomas said...

Fantomas trae vida a este blog...lo pone agozar y le sube el rating

Asi que no se me quejen muchachos

Manuel review this

www.abajofidel.blogspot.com

dime como te gustan my last 10 posts there, doit quick please

recuerden mi blog is not for cuban americans ... My blog is para los que estan dentro de cuba( gobierno) y para las mayorias de los che lovers que usan las camisetas

Fantomas said...

ABAJO FIDEL
Site Summary

VISITS

Total 101,698
Average Per Day 610
Average Visit Length 3:59
Last Hour 29
Today 281
This Week 4,270

PAGE VIEWS

Total 214,239
Average Per Day 1,144
Average Per Visit 1.9
Last Hour 55
Today 471
This Week

Manolito aprende a leer las estadisiticas...bueno ya veo que eres un analfabeto en esto del internet

manolito sorry i have to repeat this post but since you did not say a word here it is again .... my stats...

oye 500 visitors ..eso lo tuve ayer en un solo dia, before lunch ..y tu dime cuantos visitantes aparte de los kids entran a tu blog?

te lo digo si abres el anonimi llegamos a 200 en este y rompemos tu propio record de 190..

anda que no voy a usar malas palabras te lo prometo ...open it

CorgiGuy said...

Fantoma you have missing sitestat

AVERAGE READER IQ

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CorgiGuy said...

Fantoma

You make us all proud of your achievements!

Agustin Farinas said...

Manuel, Corgiguy and Vana,

I am so sorry but I am falling asleep now as I write. I took my pill as instructed by the Fanto and the sleep is overcoming me. I will like to say more but...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(snoring sound)

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CorgiGuy said...

Fantoma you have made the blogosphere a better place and put agustin to sleep, your are a blog partriot!

Agustin Farinas said...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Vana said...

Good night Agustin, see you tomorrow

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Agustin Farinas said...

Fantomas,
I only go to sleep when you come back and start commenting here. Your diatribes and self-aggrandizement will put to sleep anybody even if the took 20 "uppers" an hour before. Please stick to what you know best, which is hanging around on Rui Ferreira's Blog or commenting about the Pan American Games, otherwise we may have to administer some more Thorazacine and put you in the Madhouse.

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Agustin Farinas said...

Oh my God, he is back!
Oh no,not again, I am falling sleep again.......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Agustin Farinas said...

Fanto,
Thanks for the middle age man remark but you are wrong. I only wish that was the case, but I am past that a long time ago. Old enough to know when I am faced with a young "whipper- snapper" who only knows how to make a donkey of himself everytime he opens his mouth. Get it?

Fantomas said...

LOL

Agustin Farinas said...

I feel drowsy and sleepy.....
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Fantomas said...

tomate la pastillita de hoy y acuestate

Es mas tomate 2 y nos vemos el martes