It had to happen eventually, sooner than later: Val has run out of alliteration for the imbecilic questions which he poses to his readers on a regular basis (with an occasional assist from Alberto de la Cruz, who has proved himself a fast unlearner). Today's question is entitled "A Wednesday Query." After this month's "Wednesday Wondering," Val had to declare defeat or postpone his question for another more synonym-rich day. Or he could have used the one remaining alternative which escaped his attention: "A Wednesday Wonderment." Having then exhausted all synonyms for "query" beginning with a "w," he should in future consider describing the nature of the question rather than harping on the self-evident fact that it is a question. Thus: "A Wednesday Waggery," "A Wednesday Wisecrack," "A Wednesday Witlessness."
Let this be my reply to those who feel that I have a personal animus towards Val. Despite Babalú's degradation of the Cuban people and desecration of the Cuban flag, I continue to hope for its reform and contribute what I can towards it. An anonymous commenter said recently that RCAB is "Babalú's #1 satellite." He was wrong in the sense that he meant: RCAB is no satrapy of Babalú. It is, however, the most active agent for its regeneration. Just criticism is always to be preferred to unmerited praise. Flatterers do us no service and may actually harm us by creating in us an unjust estimation of ourselves. The well-informed and well-intended critic, by pointing to our errors and suggesting what should be done to correct them, is also our wellwisher. It would be no exaggeration, then, to say that RCAB is Babalu's #1 friend in the Cuban-American blogosphere.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
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Your honorable intentions towards Babalu have always been obvious. Their failure to be grateful to you is a crying shame.
M Tellechea, Fantomas , and Val
doing their thing
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/owner/k7poqLp4ORw2JKwx#/view/k7poqLp4ORw2JKwx
Nice video
Manuel, could you please review other CA blogs
Wow!Some people don't have anything exciting going on in their life. Boo hoo....Fantomas.Get a life man, its a blog.Some people just have no concept of managing their time nor their life...lol. addiction is a strange feeling,right enrique? You're obsessive over Manuel's blog everyday you click refresh button to see, if the article changed. (hilarious) Though I read Manuel's blog regulary and mostly agree with the stuff written here, I have to say I really enjoy it but is not that serious, Fantomas...Do you sleep with your laptop on your bed?lol...know where you draw the line..As with anything theres ALWAYS Obsessive and abusers.. unfortuantly peole are often too shortsighted to blame their own actions for the resulting consequences.Self control goes a long way.Having multiple personalities is not a normal human behavior.Unfortuantly, you're to dense to comprehend this situation..Don't get me wrong I don't care about your bullshit but you make this blog look like shit.You spend every free moment writing shit on this blog, bogus shit.
They'd rather drink hemlock than be your friend. maybe you should too.
anonymous @ 10:22:
I would not say that the Babalunians are entirely ungrateful. They did spend all of last week promoting this blog.
Alex what did Fantomas do to you in Nostalgia?
anonymous @ 10:56:
I have reviewed other blogs in the past, including Abajofidel (fantomas' blog). It is true that Babalú occupies most of my attention. With few exceptions, its satellites have all but abandoned their own blogs in order to contribute to Val's (which is exactly what Val intended). The other Cuban blogs rarely stumble as conspicuously or as frequently as does Babalú. If it appears that I pay too much attention to Babalú, it is only because the need is greatest there.
You are welcome, however, to suggest any blog that you think I should review.
Penultimos Dias
Rui Ferreira blog
Armengol blog
El yoyo
Varela Blog
Rafael Martel
Kill CASTRO
ALEX HERNADEZ BLOG ( WORST)
anonymous @ 11:09:
A classical reference from a Babalunian is to be savored even if it is hemlock.
El cubano Cafe
Nuevo Accion
Cubanology
Abajofidelcastro.com
Por cual empiezas, tienes tarea
Alex what is your fixing with fantomas
It is clear you do not like him
Why bother my man
Enjoy your life
Find yourself a "real woman" or a hobby, better than blogging
Here is my review of Abajofidel (fantomas' blog):
http://reviewofcuban-americanblogs.blogspot.com/2007/06/long-awaited-and-much-requested.html
Here is my review of Ya No Más (Alex Hernández's old blog):
http://reviewofcuban-americanblogs.blogspot.com/2007/06/val-goes-after-younger-generation.html
Ok , who will be next for review
How about Varela Blog, he is smoking now
Ya no mas is dead
The new blog is called Worst Cuban blogs or tabaco y ron
Nor has RCAB ignored the talented Varela:
http://reviewofcuban-americanblogs.blogspot.com/search?q=varela+blog
Classic indeed but Manuel 5.33 in the morning. Get some sleep man
Who will be the next blogger to merit Val's retaliation? I think we all know the most likely candidate at this moment is fantomas, BUCL's ambassador to RCAB. The quirky fantomas, who is always proclaiming here that he is his own man and beholden to no one (especially Val Prieto), has not been as active in Val's defense as Val no doubt expects and has even opened a cordial dialogue with "Ya no más" being by nature an includer rather than an excluder. This diversionist tendency does not sit well with Val and will surely lead to fantomas' expulsion from BUCL and Babalú's blogroll. The fact that I have mentioned this may actually save fantomas from expulsion from Val & Co. because such is the power that I have over Val & Henry that I have merely to suggest something for them to do the exact opposite. If I were a dime store Machiavellian like Val I could use this power on my own behalf but I prefer to use it on their behalf, which is yet another way in which Val Prieto and I are different and our positions irreconcilable.
Posted by Manuel A.Tellechea at 5:33 AM
Wrong link for Varela
The Babalusians are ignoring you today
They may never return to RCAB, I hear
They had an online meeting last nigh called
"How to deal with RCBA"
See your numbers drop considerably
I liked your Fantomas review
He is totally committed to the Cuban cause
I have more respect for him now thanks to your review
Great guy
Hell hath no fury than that of a woman* scorned.
* or a narcissistic demagogue
Nice fantomas review Manuel
He is awesome
I follow him from Rui's blog
Ya No Mas...Is coming back soon..hey, manuel i really like that review...Thanks
I see Val is turning into the Grand Inquisitor, asking questions of his readers to see who he can subject to censorship and banishment, or he's giving up blogging, that's why he has his slaves..ahem..fine cadre of writers.
babalu mole:
Nice moniker. Of course, you are not alone.
The best way for Babalú to "deal" with RCAB is to follow its advice to the letter. When Babalú ceases to be an anti-Cuban blog, I will be able to become the reviewer-at-large which everybody wants me to be.
vana:
An excellent point. It is to ferret out dissenters that Val poses these loaded questions. Your allusion to the "Grand Inquisitor" fits him to a hood.
Manuel:
Fits him to a hood...LMAO...my friend you are witty.
Ya No Mas...Is coming back soon..
Coño socio tu cambias de blogs como si se tratara de calzoncillos or I should say panties
Make up your mind bro
Babalu Radio Hour tonight | 9:00 PM EDT
We have our usual open-lines free-for-all. We'll discuss whatever's on our plate today, including the New Yorker Obama cover, raul castro's gifts to the Cuban people, the November election, the new Batman movie (I already have tickets), or whatever else you want to talk about. The call-in number is (646) 652-4506, or you can send an email to me or Henry with questions or comments. The show begins at 9:00 PM EDT. Don't miss the opportunity to call in and participate. Be there. Aloha!
Everything except flag desecration.
They'd rather drink hemlock than talk about flag desecration.
Manuel please call in tonite to talk about the flag. I would love to hear your sexy Cuban accent
mulata hermosa con tremendas curvas said...
"Manuel please call in tonite to talk about the flag. I would love to hear your sexy Cuban accent"
While your suggestion appears to be genuinely comical Fantomas, perhaps you are not aware that most, although not all of the time, calls to the BRH are not answered by the hosts, sometimes this is due to the limited time alloted to the program, other times perhaps because the topics being addressed so engage the participants that they may neglect to pick up calls on time and the callers simply hang up, but there is also a selective practice wherein certain calls from specific area codes and exchanges a.k.a. prefixes, (the first three numbers of a telephone designator proceeding the area code) are purposely not answered, I do not think that any call originating from Northern NJ would be answered, as they know that Manuel and me reside within that area, but I could be wrong.
Manuel more than likely would agree with me when I say that a candid, respectful and honest dialogue would be a welcomed event as far as I am concerned, God knows that there is much that Babalu and RCAB have in common, not the least of which is our common enemy. What say you?
While your suggestion appears to be genuinely comical Fantomas
What is Fantomas ? I'm lost
Angel:
I'm sure they wouldn't pick any up from California either..lol..
Angel:
don't EVER say anything like that again. Have I made myself perfectly clear?
Have you got that clear?
Regards,
Anatasio
Angel:
I'm sure they wouldn't pick any up from California either..lol..
Diva la Viva 310 California
787 Fantomas area code..look out
he will call in tonite
646 NY
They'd rather drink hemlock than talk about flag desecration.
George Moneo talking about kidney stones:
I've had two attacks. Other than listening to liberals and leftists, it's the most pain I've ever felt.
Posted by George L. Moneo at July 14, 2008 10:08 PM
Georgie boy- reading your posts is more painful.
fantomas said:
"Diva la Viva 310 California"
fantomas,do you have Ziva's number?
U.S. reverses course, will send envoy to Iran talks
The Bush administration has decided to break with previous policy by sending one of its most senior diplomats to engage Iran's top nuclear official, the White House announced Wednesday. The move could dramatically alter the three-decade standoff between the United States and Iran. full story
why not talk to Raul?
North Korea?
Kadafi?
Vietnam
Russia?
fantomas said:
"Diva la Viva 310 California"
fantomas,do you have Ziva's number?
I did not write that
Sorry for the confusion
too many fantomas impostors these days
fantomas:
don't EVER say anything like that again. Have I made myself perfectly clear?
Have you got that clear?
Regards,
Anatasio
don't EVER say anything like that again. Have I made myself perfectly clear?
Have you got that clear?
Say what , anastasio?
Manuel no te hagas el loquillo y comenta acerca de lo que te envie...
Bushito a negociar con los iranies... los mismos que invadieron una embajada y cogieron a un monton de americanos prisoneros en los 80 , te acuerdas de esos criminales
Manuel Garzon= Angel Tellechea
El IQ de Fantomas es 666
fantomas:
Se la pusiste dura a Mat. No creo que te responda.
mee doler mucho yo mear piedra granda
Angel:
Yes, we are all Cubans and have that at least in common.
But having dissected every fatuous word that Val & Henry have written over the last year, I can honestly say that I know them too well to entertain any curiosity about them. The word sated hardly conveys the extent of my exposure to them. If they were radioactive I would have died months ago.
It riles me that I am the world's leading expert on them. Still I push myself because the harm that men do is rarely proportionate to their innate abilities. In fact, it is the most inconsequential men that have caused the greatest harm to mankind. That thought alone sustains me in this distasteful and thankless task.
Talk to them, you say? No, there is a limit to the torture that any man can or should be asked to endure.
Manuel said:
"Yes, we are all Cubans and have that at least in common."
Is George Cuban?
Is Cigar Mike Cuban?
Discuss.
Pre Thursday Babalu Martha's Ajiaco
"The mayority of Babalu commenters are US Born Citizens"
Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fantomas:
Bush has gone crazy, or maybe he was always crazy and now there is no need to hide it as a lame duck president.
First he removes North Korea from the State Department's list of terrorist states.
Now he's set to negotiate with Iran.
He might even try to beat Obama to Raúl's door between Election Day and the inauguration of the new president.
All this tells me is that only the election of John McCain can stop this country's capitulation to Castro.
pedro el panadero said...
fantomas:
Se la pusiste dura a Mat. No creo que te responda.
7/16/2008 7:53 PM
He will respond. He Will. I know my people
Anon 7:00PM
California is a big State, I assure you there are a lot of area codes, for example mine is not 310.
He might even try to beat Obama to Raúl's door between Election Day and the inauguration of the new president
Coño, ahora estas hablando con los pies en la tierra. Te voy a dar un premio por tu honradez. Si pudieramos convencer a Henry y a Val esto seria increible.
estas en lo cierto , creo que Bush ( pato lame) va a enviar un alto funcionario a hablar con Raul y no solo eso. Firmara antes de Octubre la ley que flexibiliza los envios y los viajes a Cuba , se le adelantara a Obama ( eso es para que Mc Cain coja unos puntitos)
Continua , espero tu feedback
Ya mismo empieza el radio show , vete preparando
ah perdona , si entra un huracan a Cuba este verano categoria 4 o 5 , veras como los EEUU eliminan el embargo inmediatamente
Que no me oiga Fariñas que el dice que yo quieromatar a los cubanos con Huracanes
lol
Me pueden acusar de los huracanes pero Jamas me podran acusar de desecrar mi Bandera
fantomas:
Profanar.
Fantomas:
llamanos, disculpate, suplica y quizas te perdonaremos.
Where was george born?
hawaii
Aloha!
Profanar.
Bueno de que te sirve
añadelo a tus fantoism list
PROFANAR. El tratar con irrespeto a una persona, lugar o cosa sagrada. Aplicar lo sagrado a usos profanos. Ver: Profano
de·se·crar Verb
desecrate, defile, profane; Synonyms: profanar, infectar, adulterar, contaminar, degenerar, prostituir, amancillar, empañar, impurificar; Violate the sacred character of a place or language.
Haiti
Obama was born in Hawaii.
"First he removes North Korea from the State Department's list of terrorist states.
Now he's set to negotiate with Iran."
"Vivi en el monstruo, y le conozco las entrañas" --- Jose Marti
fantomas:
A fantomism is more than just incorrect usage. It must also embody eternal truths that belie and redeem the error. Finally, it must be funny. You are going to have to try harder.
then let it come naturally
Rubber Head,
you yourself said you wished a hurricane will strike Cuba. I only took to task for it. Among all the others stupid things you have said in the blogsphere, that one probably takes the cake for first prize. How can anyone in his right mind (which is not your case) can say that he wishes a hurricane to strike his country of birth even if he lives in another one? This is beyond the pale even for you. I am sure we will hear much worse from you in the future. I am absolutely sure you will not dissapoint us. It's in your nature. You just can't help yourself.
Agustin chill ,wishing a hurricane cat 6 to cuba is not as bad as desecrating the flag. miralo de esa manera and chill old man
recuerda you always took me out of content so ..oh well cat 7 then
happy now
context
"How can anyone in his right mind (which is not your case) can say that he wishes a hurricane to strike his country of birth even if he lives in another one?"
the babalunians do - hurricanes / pressure cooker -- all the same
fantomas:
Que le hiciste a Farinas?
I like this ..
taken from Nuevo Accion.com
EDICIÓN DEL JUEVES 17 DE JULIO, 2008
INDICIOS DE QUE SE INICIA LA “INTIFADA” NACIONAL CUBANA
Nutridos y serios reportes están llegando al exterior sobre la creciente actividad de la juventud cubana en actos de desobediencia y atentados contra la economía de la tiranía, que contribuyen a desestabilizar al régimen, sin causar daños a civiles inocentes.
Son los que este diario ha calificado desde hace tiempo como “El Resistente Pobre”, o lo que es lo mismo: Ese cubano que no recibe ayuda de la Sección de Intereses de los EE.UU. En su mayoría, jóvenes que ni siquiera conocen a los “líderes disidentes” y que cuando los conocen, no siguen sus orientaciones. En fin “guerreros” independientes de una resistencia cada vez más generalizada, que mantiene en vilo a las Autoridades y que siembra el pánico en las altas esferas.
En distintos barrios de la capital, y en muchas de las ciudades del interior, al caer la noche, pequeños grupos volantes, se dedican al lanzamiento masivo de objetos—piedras, botellas, ladrillos, Etc; y riegan tachuelas y puntillas en las rutas turísticas—contra propiedades del Estado, vidrieras de tiendas que venden en divisas y contra las casas de conocidos esbirros y chivatos, bombillas del alumbrado público, granjas y almacenes estatales. También destruyen el parque móvil de los distintos ministerios y ómnibus, con prioridad a los dedicados a transportar turistas.
La maquinaria mediática y propagandística de la tiranía ha recibido la orden de callar estos actos, y cuando debido a las circunstancias no puedan ocultarlos, tratarlos como actos vandálicos. Nada más lejos de la verdad. No se trata de la actuación de vándalos irresponsables. Es la “Intifada” cubana, que “Los resistentes pobres” llevan a cabo, para crear las condiciones que produzcan un Alzamiento Nacional Anticomunista.
Se pone la cosa buena
Manuel will nevert talk to them, he's a coward. hes in his litle apt 2R in union CIty and he doesnt want the real manuel to be found out.
Quote de miercoles en la noche
"I would love to see if Manuel sounds like he writes"
They'd rather drink hemlock than talk about flag desecration.
Michelle Obmama is staying home
MICHELLE TO STAY AT HOME
Wed Jul 16 2008 19:02:05 ET
Michelle Obama IS NOT going on Obama's trips to Afghanistan, Iraq, Israel, and Europe.
Nor would she have a policy role in the Obama administration; she would be raising their daughters.
But SHE WILL have a primetime speaking role at the Democratic National Convention.
NEW YORK TIMES reporter Patrick 'The Biographer' Healy will be first out with the full details in the coming days, newsroom sources tell DRUDGE.
Developing...
Me dicen que Obama viene duro con los heavyweights del deporte to back him up
Do I Hear King Jordan..ouch
there you have it manual , it is funny , i did not mean it , and it sounds good another fantoism
Michelle Obamas is now
MICHELLE ob MAMA
MaT said: "If they were radioactive I would have died months ago."
OMG. LMAO. That is brilliant. Great quote, MaT.
another fantoism?
Manual
Oh my god
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7lvGmeo8Y
Video blog of the week
without words
Good morning MaT:
I see the blod of RCAB is back . . .
and,
Agustin: "How can anyone in his right mind (which is not your case) can " . . . too damn funny!
fantomas:
Can it possibly be true that after you and your blog were booted from Babalú you are still providing them with content for their blog? Their latest video is credited to "Rubio," and you, of course, are the only Rubio we know of.
Where is your pride, fantomas?
Where is your honor?
ms. calabaza:
Agustín obviously has to hit fantomas a lot harder for him to begin to accord him the same respect which be shows to Val & Co.
MaT,
You don't seem to be writing about Henry anymore. I always thought your Henry posts were your best. Lately it seems that you mention Alberto de la Cruz more.
Has Henry done something to get on your good side? Has he become smarter? Inquiring minds want to know.
Our office provided the link to all CA blogs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7lvGmeo8Y
Señor Director del Blog podria usted discutir este video aqui por favor, primera vez que entro aqui
Excelent Vid
It made me cry
Manuel did you notice fantomas never removed the Babalu blog from his blogs link list
This guy is really smart
I will tell you later why
anonymous @ 8:30:
I have plumbed the depths of Henry's ignorance already. I still must go a few hundred more fathoms to reach Val's. I have not even started on Alberto and I'm already tired.
Yet I persist for the good of our country.
Water cooler thursday hot topic @ RCAB
Who's Alberto? , El aguatero de Val?
I still must go a few hundred more fathoms to reach Val's
Did you mean Fantomas?
Slip of the tongue
Manuel where is CB and KC?
Are they around?
fantomas:
Yes, I did notice, although you also included a proviso next to the Babalú link warning that it practices censorship. I should think that probably set back your plans to ingratiate yourself into their good graces again. Still, Val did give you a hat/tip today.
BTW, there could be a law against impersonating public officials so I would suggest that you desist blogging as "Marco Rubio."
I have not even started on Alberto and I'm already tired.
Oye, te faltan unos cuantos reviews mas, no te canses ahora viejo
Manuel who is Marco Rubio?
Cuantos alias puede tener un cubano señor webmaster
Hola , primera vez que visito este blog
Very nice
Manuel you are Babalu's Enemy #1
enrique rubio:
There's a lunatic out there impersonating you who calls himself "fantomas." If this is a case of identity theft, please see to it that he is prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
Fantomas can't do the time. He is weak and dainty.
Manuel do you care to discuss Marco Rubio commanding speech on this thread
Click on the blue link for video please
BFI has been informed. Thanks for the tip
Fantomas rather drink hemlock than go to jail
Don't be so sure of that.
Te espero hoy tienes cita a las 4
Y a las 5 las uñas con el chinito Mayito
New Post Manuel
This thread sucks
Boring
Review this
Esta muerto esto.
Mat post something pls. Don't force me to visit ABAJOFIDEL again.
manny,
Val is humble again.
Step by step
As I type this, the Babalu stats meter reads about 50,000 short of 3 million total readers.
Im incredibly proud, honored, and humbled.
Wow. Just wow.
Posted by Val Prieto at 02:55 PM | Habla (2) | Leenkaso (0)
3 million total readers
Big joke, Big lie, Numbers don't add up
1.7 million generated by the 14 cadres and repeat visits in 5 years
1.0 million with 0 seconds per visit( staumble upon engine search ) Google images
200k real new readers in 5 years
100k visits by Manuel Tellechea official Babalu reviewer
Val is now the 3 million dollar man
Party when we hit 3 million! You're buying, right?
Posted by Henry Louis Gomez at July 17, 2008 04:20 PM
Val will be having a Budweiser Party sponsored by Inveb
BYOB if you want something else
For sale t-shirts:
LOS TRES MILLONES VAN
3-million readers
6-million comments deleted
Donations for the 3 Million Party:
payVal now open ....
For sale t-shirts:
LOS TRES MILLONES VAN
7/17/2008 5:40 PM. Menu
cocos, pollos , croquetas atomicas y Matervas cortesia del Guajiro de Versalles Beat
El cafe cortesia de Claudia PA
Perros not allowed on the premises
Sorry Moneo
It only takes 2 quaters
Si cada persona que entro al site de Val le dio 50 centavos. Val seria hoy 1.5 million richer y la cocina y el techo estarian terminadas
Simple math
TRUE FACTS ABOUT BABALU STATS
provided by Alexia said...
3 million total readers
Big joke, Big lie, Numbers don't add up
1.7 million generated by the 14 cadres and repeat visits in 5 years
1.0 million with 0 seconds per visit( staumble upon engine search ) Google images
200k real new readers in 5 years
100k visits by Manuel Tellechea official Babalu reviewer
100,000 Fantoma visits
There goes Val again using the word humble, guess he wants to fool the world into believing it.
Anonymous said...
100,000 Fantoma visits
Fantomas visit this blog and Babalu only once a day
Lo que pasa es que el tiene muchas ventanas abiertas y esta online 24hrs
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