Saturday, November 29, 2008

The Simian Congress

It is said that 1000 monkeys banging randomly at typewriters for 1000 years will eventually produce War and Peace. Fantomas and John Longfellow, working on the same principle and with comparable gifts, have managed to produce in much less time an exchange which is worthy of reflection and debate. As we may never see anything like it again, I have decided to distinguish it with its own post and solicit your comments. Later I may address it myself.


Anonymous said...
How come you Cuban immigrants don't go fight for Cuba's freedom?
11/28/2008 4:04 PM

Fantomas said...
There is a battle down there for the last 50 years. So far the gov[ernment] has the upper hand.
Jails are full.
11/28/2008 4:23 PM

john longfellow aka lou dobbs said...
Yes, and during the week, Cuban-American dance clubs in Miami are also full.
11/28/2008 4:38 PM

When you tie a man's hands and yet expect him to hold the weight of the world on his shoulders or even swat a fly, you have asked more than he or anybody in his situation can accomplish, and if you want him to comply with your request, it is first incumbent upon you to untie his hands. There are men in both Cuban and U.S. jails who are there because they attempted to liberate their country against the wishes of both Castro and the U.S. A great many more are in their graves. The cause of Cuba has claimed more martyrs than there are in the Roman Martyrology. We don't need more martyrs. What we need is for our hands to be untied.

So long as the U.S. continues to restrain Cubans from liberating their country and is the chief guarantor and abettor of Castro's tyranny, Americans have no right to impugn our love of country much less to ask us to prove it by making war on their own.

So long as the U.S. government provides the Castro regime with information on the activities of anti-Castro organizations (as it has done for decades), it is Castro's ally, not ours.

So long as the U.S. criminalizes Cuban freedom, no American president should ever utter the words "Cuba Libre" except during happy hour.

To demand that Cubans, who have purchased their freedom in a foreign land at a very high price, should live as their brothers do in slavery is to ask Franklin or Jefferson what neither Jefferson nor Franklin were willing to do abroad, though their French dancing masters did not make them lesser patriots.

54 comments:

el nene said...

Fantômas is the master of a thousand disguises and the leader of a vast army of "apaches" (street thugs). His spies and henchmen are everywhere, spreading the seeds of chaos and terror.

Zhiva said...

Fantômas is anyone and no one, everywhere and nowhere, waging an implacable war against Fidel Castro the very dictatorial society in which he moves with such ease and assurance.

Chiva said...

"A recurring feature is her 12-year-old son's school. Recently, he participated in a military shooting exercise there. Her son enjoyed playing soldier, but she was outraged."

What did she expect him to learn when she brought him back to Cuba? I'm sorry, but I have to question the character of a women who would purposely return her child to be indoctrinated, to learn to be "like che." Because it was too hard on her husband, and she couldn't bear family separation? Well they are all together, in Cuba. The price? Her son, because now he belongs to castro, inc.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

Yes, fantomas is no monkey's uncle. King Kong's bride, mayhaps, but no monkey's uncle:

The Marriage of Fantomas

Anonymous said...

Of course anybody who would write a letter of apology to fidel castro because of Cuban-Americans that celebrated the tyrant's illness is just another pig. And Joe is worse than a pig, he's in the mud kissing the pig's ass.

Posted by Henry Louis Gomez at 02:02 PM | Permanent Link to this Post | Habla (0)

Opus Dei Bishop said...

Manuel no seas mentiroso que Fantomas no se ha casado. El me dijo que no creia en esa institucion la cual es peor que la Iglesia Catolicia inclusive

Viste el Codigo da Vinci

john longfellow aka lou dobbs said...

Fantomas, like most other Cuban immigrant bloggers, steers clear of me. As per this post, proves why. He tried to step up to me, with what he ignorantly thought was a serious, and well-thought out argument. He thought like all Cuban immigrants, that he had the high ground, because as a Cuban, he could speak on behalf of the Cuban prisoners.

Well, one does not have to be a Cuban to understand that the Cuban immigrant doesnt give a shit about the political prisoners. One only has to take a stroll along Ocean Dr, in Miami Beach, "any" night of the week, to see that the partying Cuban immigrant does not give a shit about Cuba, or her political prisoners. That is why Fantomas lost the debate, and walked away. And this is also one of the reasons why i dont often make distinctions when discussing the Cuban immigrant. As very seldom, do i meet one that can "keep it real."




P.S.

Manuel, I see you went with a safe post this time. You must have
gotten tired of your every post getting gigged by me!! Lol, but i give you credit Manuel, you can withstand a high-level punishment, like no other blogger. Just too bad that you couldnt shake loose of that Bush-loving syndome.

Anonymous said...

Manolo if Fantomas is a simian what the hell are you?

Comments are welcome

tumba cuatro said...

john, are you mentally retarded ?

Anonymous said...

Fantomas, like most other Cuban immigrant bloggers, steers clear of me.

John, Fantomas is a very smart guy in real life . That is his reasoning for not engaging with you

tumba 5 said...

John = Manuel

tumba said...

fantomas el rey de la "bloggesfear"

tombo cautro said...

fantomas,


el bloggeefero mallor.

CJB-BCJ said...

la migracion de fantomas se acaba cuando venga a Miami, de aqui no sale, excepto en un sarcofago de carton o cartulina de marabu.

Cuchiplumas na mas said...

la migracion de fantomas se acaba cuando venga a Miami, de aqui no sale, excepto en un sarcofago de carton o cartulina de marabu.

Que piensan hacerle si lo ven a ver?

El intransigente mayor de hialeah said...

arrodillarnos ante el y pedirle perdon . Besarle los pies y sobre todo escucharlo

tumba 7 said...

tombo cautro said...
fantomas,


el bloggeefero mallor.

11/29/2008 4:41 PM

MAYOR

El tilt de Pay Val said...

Fantomas , no te olvides echarme un cabo cuando vengas

Fantoma's Agent said...

Fantomas will be at Versailles restaurant on May 18th 2009. Fans and friends will be able to have lunch with him. Los aperitivos, las croquetas de jamon, la materva y la colada van por la casa

john longfellow aka lou dobbs said...

Breaking news, breaking news everybody!!



I have finally recieved an interview date from President Obama transition team, December 5th. I was going to reproduce the email here. But it specifically stated that, correspondence was not to be reproduced.

I want a high-level position in President Obama's internal security civilian force. Or even a position under Janet Reno, in a leftist shadow government. And i want overwatch of the Cuban immigrant community, and maybe even the Venezulean right wing immigrant community too. As they are also immigrant right-wing cowardly trouble-makers.

Anyways, wish me good luck. And remember that we will always be carefully watching you Cuban illegal immigrants these next 8 years.


So watch, and censor what you say about our great leftist nation. Because you know how we get, when the other side does not show the proper respect!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xCujfg5w5w&feature=related


Onward leftist soldiers, i say onward!!



P.S.

Manuel, you can relax, i wish you no ill-will. Just like the Nazis in the 1940's, we always spare one or two!!


Onward leftist soldiers, god almighty, ONWARD!!

Anonymous said...

Los aperitivos, las croquetas de jamon, la materva y la colada van por la casa

11/29/2008 6:34 PM

No, eso lo paga Moneo robado del tilt de Val

Anonymous said...

Fantomas = Trastornao dead man

Trastornao dead man = John

John "Riverside Shacker" = Whacko

Whacko = Dead Man Talking

Pink Panther said...

" I want a high-level position in President Obama's internal security civilian force. Or even a position under Janet Reno, in a leftist shadow government".

John, you will be named Excecutive director of Code Pink . You will be sent to the Arizona dessert to catch ilegal inmigrants

Good luck Boy

Anonymous said...

Fantomas Rules

play-Val said...

John,

R u mentally retarded ?

Tumba intransigentes bocones said...

Oye Fantomas lo tienes locos. Ya no saben que decir. Pobres diablos
Dejamelos a mi. Yo hare el trabajo sucio por ti aqui en Miami. tu quedate alli. Sigue disparando

el nene said...

Henry = Chivato

Val = Barato

Babalu = partida de chivatos baratos

Pay Val now, the kitchen is not ready said...

The tilt is empty I need to buy more Colt 45's

tumba y sube said...

No se metan con fantomas. El lider de los cubanos en el exilio.

Anonymous said...

No es para tanto tumba y sube

Tranquilo

Anonymous said...

Me voy sigan jodiendo, regreso luego

toti de la noche said...

Faltan los payasos en este circo.

Donde estan:

Vana, Garzon y Farruinas.

Salgan, entretengan a los clientes.

Anonymous said...

Que clientes si el unico que entra aqui es Fantomas y sus 1000 personalidades

Anonymous said...

Fantômas is the master of a thousand disguises and the leader of a vast army of "apaches" (street thugs). His spies and henchmen are everywhere, spreading the seeds of chaos and terror.

Anonymous said...

Fantômas is the Lord of Terror, the Genius of Evil, the arch-criminal anti-hero

Vana said...

35 comments and all are by fantomas, he will be lost in blogoland when you close this blog Manuel.

Anonymous said...

36 comments made by Manuel

Incredible

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

vana:

Actually, Fantomas is now in the process of migrating to Rick's blog, where he has promised to comport himself. Rick has extended to him a a cordial welcome, and we shall see what follows. I had hoped to auction fantomas to the lowest bidder, but I think that Rick and Fantomas will be a good fit.

Anonymous said...

had hoped to auction fantomas to the lowest bidder

You meant highest bidder

Vana said...

To the lowest bidder..lol..I love it!! you would have to be out of your cotton pickin' mind to bid even a cent for that loon.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

vana:

You are right: the "winner" would be whomever bid the least for fantomas. That would actually be more difficult than outbidding the highest bidder.

El Mambi said...

I still can't figure out what the US has to gain by keeping the regime in place. I've heard several theories, but nothing concrete.

Anonymous said...

Manuel= Simian

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