Sunday, August 10, 2008

Fantomas Saves Gorillas from Extinction

The Wildlife Conservation Society has announced the discovery of 125,000 gorillas deep in the forests of the Republic of Congo. Previously it was believed that only 50,000 western upland gorillas survived in the wild. This astonishing development brings the species back from the brink of extinction, though conservationists, anxious to conserve their own jobs, sounded much less optimistic. If an additional 10 billion humans were discovered somewhere on earth, I should think that the survival of our species would be assured.

In any case, can it possibly be a coincidence that this marvelous discovery came only days after the marriage of fantomas and King Kong here at RCAB? Was the protuberance that some noticed on Fantomas last Sunday the happy harbinger of this epic discovery? Is Fantomas the "Mother of All Simians," and, hence, retroactively, the true "Eve" of biblical lore?

We may add that the fact that Fantomas is Cuban makes these questions of interest to this blog and all Cubans.


Fantomas said...
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Manuel A.Tellechea said...


You surprise me. I thought that you could take a joke. There are some sensitive souls who can't but you did not impress me as one of those. Are you not flattered by my attention anymore? Don't you still aspire to be the "blod" of this blog? Well, the "blod" is running pretty thin lately and we must do what we can to stimulate it.

Besides, I did promise last Sunday to end the tale of your marriage to King Kong on a note of victory, and when I saw this factual story on the discovery of 125,000 gorillas in Africa, I naturally thought of you.

All my efforts on your behalf, fantomas, are aimed at contributing to your legend. And now I must also put up with your surliness.

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Vana said...

LMFAO but of course did she not honeymoon there? all the apes came out to give her a bridal shower, and welcome the happy couple to the jungle, they were in hiding until that oh so happy day that fantomas would return with her lover to

Vana said...

I see fanto has no sense of humor, he loves to dish it out but can't take it uh?

Manuel A.Tellechea said...


Yes, King Kong and fantomas were expecting a blessed event (unbeknownst to us who believed in his chastity). They honeymooned in the land of his sires because they wanted their first baby to be born there. Since King Kong was abducted in the 1930s, no human had visited that area or knew that it was still well-populated with gorillas. The National Enquirer, naturally, followed the happy couple into their jungle retreat for it had paid them $14 million for the first baby pictures. When these were published in The Enquirer someone from the Wildlife Conservation Society noticed the profusion of gorillas in the pictures and concluded that here was the largest population of gorillas in the wild.

Manuel A.Tellechea said...

P.S.: Their baby, which promises to be quite a handfful, ate the check for $14 million and gnawed off fantomas' mammaries. Like father like son.

Agustin Farinas said...

do the baby gorillas have white heads like the maternal parent? Or by some freak of nature do they have rubber heads also?

Vana said...

LMAO.. a princely sum indeed was paid for such a freak, too bad he ate the check, after all his mother with gnawed mammaries only made 12,000 last

Agustin let's pray the poor little freak was born sans the rubber head, one is enough!