Friday, April 18, 2008

New Kultur Commissar Joins CAP

That great exponent of Cuban culture, Val Prieto, has joined Cuban-American Pundits, the internet's new review of Cuban culture. This is interesting on many counts, not least of which because George Moneo, whom Val unceremoniously ousted from Babalú for diversionism, recently took residence at CAP as well.

This keeps getting better.

48 comments:

  1. Pero bien revolvido.

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  2. Fear not, for this King of All AssHoles that goes by the name of Val J Prieto .... carefully crafted a Cult of the Asshole.

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  3. LOL, its fat rats fleeing a sinking ship. I said it before, and i will say it again. Balulu is collapsing from within.

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  4. Val Prieto=chivato

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  5. Val's childhood dream; When i grow up i wanna be a chocolate bar or a pet rock.

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  6. Wow, so Val has made the decision to vacate his own blog. Talk about self-censorship.

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  7. Hey Alex, which do you think is worse, Val or Henry, and why?

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  8. Ah, that's gotta be refreshing.
    Val Prieto as Kultur Kommisar!!!!
    That's the best news I have gotten like in say, two years!!!!
    I will have to call him to do lunch with him.... Maybe he helps me to sell some Gloria's albums at Cuba Nostalgia, I will even pay for his lunch!

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  9. Personally, I think that Val is one of the (if not THE)worse. It's not cause he is an Asshole, it is because he is a self-absorbing prick! OK wait maybe it is because he is an Asshole.

    Henry Gomez is a follower Asshole. He is an overly confident swaggering prick.He is a jerk. Anyone notice how full of himself he is now that he has gotten a little attention?


    The higher and faster they climb, the harder they fall. Be careful what you wish for Val and Henrietta.


    I am tired of his overexposure and self absorbing attitude. "Like, I am the greatest?!" And get some new schtick, dude. You will phase out quickly.... hardly original.

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  10. Pero bien revolvido.

    Animal es revuelto

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  11. Alex who is your internet nemesis?

    Someone told me is Fantomas

    Because I know Fantomas is MAT's nemesis as well?

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  12. Keep Your Friends Close but Your Enemies Closer... ;)wink,wink...

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  13. Alex,


    I think Henry is the bigger jerk. Henry is much more active, and often attempts to conceal his embarrassing actions. Henry often goes overboard.


    Val is horrible too. Val is Henry's owner, who often directs Henry to do his dirty work.

    That is why it was surprising that it was Val, and not Henry who "outed" KC.

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  14. Anonymous:


    You know the line: Never hate your enemies, it affects you judgment.

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  15. how old are you alex?

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  16. it seems that you hate Val and Henry much. Did they ban you as well from Babalu

    I 'm sure if you meet them in person you will change your mind

    they are really nice people and down to earth

    Internet blogging es una fachada only . They are trying to portrait an image that's all

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  17. When was the last time you went to church alex, I see much hate in your words. You must have a louzy life. Probably alone, no kids, no wifey, louzy job, no friends, little money, etc

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  18. Anonymous:

    An image of what? Power-crazed fascists?

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  19. Personally, they'are equally self-absorbing pricks.

    how is that?

    have you met them one on one yet

    tell us about it

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  20. Anonymous:or Aka Enrique Rubio

    why, all the interest on me?

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  21. I have a great job and Family thank you for askin, hahahaha..and my life is wonderful. Love myself, muah!

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  22. Next question: Loser before I leave with my son to the park.

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  23. C'mon tick tack time is running out..K I see you later Gotta Go...Peace to all my enemies, including you Anonymous

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  24. alex hernandez= pato=chivato-huele tranca

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  25. Guess Val is getting ready to close Babalu, or writing at CAP he may be able to collect double the money for Cuba Nostalgia..lol

    All I can say is, watch CAP grind to a halt with Val and Henry there, they drove Babalunia to the ground, now is CAP'S turn.

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  26. Vana how much money will you send for Cua Nostalgia?

    it is an important event for the CA community

    the world is watching us

    we must put a decent show

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  27. Thistles and thorns Manny. Thistles and thorns.

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  28. Un americano cubano fue multado por haber llamado 6.442 veces al servicio de emergencia para insultar a las operadoras, informó el jueves la policía.

    El hombre de 27 años, que vive en NY, fue ubicado en febrero y fue multado por 223 dólares en abril después de haber sido sometido a exámenes que arrojaron que su estado mental era normal, dijo Daniela Salaoru, portavoz de la policía del condado

    La policía identificó al hombre como Alex Hernandez , el diario NY Post dijo que trabajaba como excavador en Ground Zero e informó que había llamado al número 911 de emergencia desde noviembre hasta enero para decirles groserías a las operadoras.

    El hombre usaba un teléfono celular prepago, que no permite la identificación inmediata de la persona que llama, dijo la policía.

    El diario dijo que el hombre negó que fuese el responsable. Su madre, citada por el periódico, dijo que era un hombre solitario y que lo vio hablando por teléfono con bastante frecuencia, pero no sabía con quién.

    Las autoridades dijeron que por lo general el 90% de las llamadas al número de emergencia son para bromear o por casos sin urgencia.

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  29. john roche:

    I see you have nothing to say about CAP's latest cultural acquisition. It will be interesting to read Val's inaugural contribution to your internet cultural digest. I have no doubt that he will bring a fresh voice and an uncluttered mind to your cybernetic tertulia.

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  30. Rin tin tin:

    Why should I donate anything to Cuba Nostalgia, I don't live in Miami, I'm in the West Coast, I'll be participating here we have 2 Cuban Festivals coming up, the first one May 4th in San Dimas, $25.00 to get in, come one come all a good time will be had by all, you can buy all the Cuban stuff you want, but better yet you get to interact with other Cubans and catch up with old friends.

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  31. You dont have to live in Miami to participate. Guaranteeing a great show for the Cuban Comunity in the capital of the exile comunity is our # 1 priority. You are welcome to come

    Donation to Babalu as low as 2.00 the pay pal bottom is on the web site

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  32. Manuel:
    George was not ousted. He quit. Check your \"sources.\"

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  33. El poodle hizo bien en irse. No aguanto la presion. Este negocio de los blogs es de hombres altos y fuertes no de enanos que visten pantalones de 99 centavos de Kmart

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  34. Your worse NightMare:

    Ok, that made me laugh out loud.It is amazing how ignorant people can be sometimes.Gotta admit though, everyone's getting a good laugh out of it.

    What is it about people having to be better than the rest?I mean really.... who cares!

    Hey, Enrique Rubia You have entered an invalid Screen Name try again...Hahahaha

    We all know how bored you are with your life. Poor you, someone should really come along to entertain you...This guy sure is love drama.

    I know that there are some really depressed/lonely people out there,But damn Enrique Rubia is totally whack! Attention Seeker

    First of all, how old are you.? 'Quite Frankly,' you don't interest me at all.Enrique is a really smart guy using the translation in english sites.

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  35. Te gusto papo

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  36. I got more for ya

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  37. “Can ju repeat?” maybe you can understand broken english...hahahaha

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  38. c'mon cheeken,oh I meant chicken enrique, I just want you to comprehend my grammar. hahahahaha

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  39. all night, come on you have to be at the Village tonite , dont forget the pon pons

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  40. iam not enrique fool, who is that?

    i'm your worse nightmare

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  41. Sorry, but only the first 1000 players to sign up for the Pon pon team can play.And you are the First Volunteer.

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  42. See ya in a bit lover boy

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  43. Yea, don't forget to ask your hubby to get you a jar of Vaseline and three thick cucumbers.

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  44. what the heck,this dude is VERY corny.(Hence Enrique)Everybody has their own laugh-o-meter ready? For those who think this guy is intelligent; the joke is on you.

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  45. This little piggy went to the market,and his lover stayed at home, waiting for his macho( literally)and tonite both little pigs are going to grease-up and wee wee wee all over their room.

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  46. And always keep your English Translation site close by.Your english is very bad, how can you improve it "inglés sin Barreras"

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