Monday, April 7, 2008

Good News: Castro Is Nearer to Death

Our friends at Killcastro have the latest on Fidel's medical condition. Things don't look good for the old bugger (no, that's his brother Raúl). The Shit is finally winning. It would have had a much easier time in any other man, but Fidel's capacity to process shit is legendary. But not anymore.

Read about it at:

http://killkasstro.blogspot.com/
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13 comments:

  1. Anonymous4/07/2008 12:36 PM

    How will Val and Henry continue to get paid now?

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  2. Anonymous4/07/2008 12:36 PM

    lol

    no me hagas reir MAt

    que me cago en los pantalones

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  3. Manuel A.Tellechea4/07/2008 12:37 PM

    fantomas:

    Isn't that your normal state like Fidel's?

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  4. Anonymous4/07/2008 12:42 PM

    Fantomas,


    You worried also about where you are going to get your next check?


    :)

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  5. Anonymous4/07/2008 12:47 PM

    Hey Mat, have you noticed that Fantomas has yet to attempt to have a discussion with me?



    :)

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  6. Fantomas4/07/2008 1:01 PM

    Mat dile a el juan lrgo individuo que yo no hablo con la escoria

    diselo Mat

    ah y dile que aprenda español

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  7. Manuel A.Tellechea4/07/2008 1:26 PM

    fantomas:

    A dialogue between you and longfellow is what the entire Cuban-American blogosphere has been waiting years for.

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  8. Fantomas4/07/2008 3:21 PM

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  9. Vana4/07/2008 4:47 PM

    Yes he seems to be nearer to death, but they keep plugging machines into him to keep him alive, if it were not fot that, he'd be dead already, but we still have to deal with Raul...

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  10. Anonymous4/07/2008 5:05 PM

    Has someone told Val yet? Oh no, he'll anounce it on friday

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  11. Manuel A.Tellechea4/07/2008 5:18 PM

    Anonymous:

    I, too, feel we are close to a "Fidel Is Dead" announcement from Babalú. They obviously need something to lift their spirits, not to mention revive their sagging stats and attract a few real commenters. Nothing like killing off Castro yet again to add life to them and Babalú.

    Last time they perpetrated the hoax in conjunction with PérezHilton (Henry's classmate at Belén2). I wonder if they will go solo this time or recruit the celebrity blogger again?

    In any case, last time they tried it, back in August 2007, they got 100,000 visitors in a 24-hour period, substantially more than the 2000-3000 that they average daily when they don't kill off Castro.

    So, yes, the countdown has already begun for Babalú's "Fidel Is Dead" Redux.

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  12. Anonymous4/07/2008 5:31 PM

    yes, I see it now. Henry and Perez Hilton. Belen must be PROUD.

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  13. Anonymous1/14/2011 8:54 PM

    I loved your blog. Thank you.

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